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| jonze234 |
Top Olympic Quotes...
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" |
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| BLuEOcEaN420 |
| funny quotes!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: |
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| Eddie N MIAMI |
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| tranceaholic |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
Top Olympic Quotes...
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" |
OMG...those r some funny ass quotes..was laughin out loud at work |
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| montana |
| that's quality stuff |
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| who2u |
| some really good 1s there |
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| biznology |
no no no...
those are lewd and all, but the best quote ever was during the semis for mens team gymnastics when they were talking about the 'mustache-ride' dude from Romania-
"He is truly the Lewis and Clark of Romanian men's gymnastics!'
Wtf does that mean? He can perform the rings whilst sailing a canoe through the Western US with some Native American broad? Plus aren't Lewis and Clark two separate people?
Truly astonishing| |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
no no no...
those are lewd and all, but the best quote ever was during the semis for mens team gymnastics when they were talking about the 'mustache-ride' dude from Romania-
"He is truly the Lewis and Clark of Romanian men's gymnastics!'
Wtf does that mean? He can perform the rings whilst sailing a canoe through the Western US with some Native American broad? Plus aren't Lewis and Clark two separate people?
Truly astonishing| |
Lewis and Clark were considered American Pioneers... They "went where no man has gone before" (or that's how they're known as, anyway). |
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| erdega |
This is the exact quote that I heard on nbc closing ceremony and I know there were couple of others that I just can't remember
| quote: | "Greece had been influenced
musically mainly from all over the world" |
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| Fundamental |
:haha:
Funny funny stuff!! |
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| mentalbarter |
lol
except the dicks one which is old and not olympics, but still good |
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