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DJ Jokes.
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| jonSun |
Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.
Q: How do you tell if a DJ is actually dead?
A: Hold out a check (but don’t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).
Q: What did the DJ say on his first gig?
A: Would you like fries with that Coke?
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.
Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What’s the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a puppy?
A: The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months. |
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| beats and beeps |
To be completely honest with you.
lame. |
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| NiteMer |
| The first one's a polak joke. Unimpressed by these jokes. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.
Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
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these are the only funny ones :wtf: |
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| Aristronica |
well if it's weak, let me see you post better,
i like the girlfriend one too |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
well if it's weak, let me see you post better,
i like the girlfriend one too |
Come on, you can critique something without doing better. If you cant sing well, that doesn't mean you dont have the right to say someone else sucks at it |
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| Dervish |
| I like the lightbulb one.... sooo true. hehehe :tongue3 |
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| djkoolaide |
| hehe the girlfriend one is the best :P |
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| muzzybear |
The girlfriend one is an old "musician" joke...
They're all really funny, tho. :D |
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| jdat |
saw this posted elsewhere the otehr day too ...
Think it was on some record shop email list or something :conf:
But yeah the jokes are kind of ok :D |
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