NiteMer |
Mine is embarassing, but funny at the same time.
It was my 23rd birthday and I went to a club with a bunch of friends. I had been drinking since around six and everyone was buying me drinks at the club. How much I consumed? I have no idea. I ran into a girl that I had met almost a year before. She had jocked me pretty hard the other time and I had received the digits, but I wasn't really interested, so I didn't call.
Anyway, she was jocking again and we ended up dancing together for quite some time. Lustral's "Everytime" played and we had a romantic moment and ended up kissing. Well a little while later, unknown to me, I got a boner. It didn't go up the pant line though. IT CAUGHT ON MY PANTS, STICKING STRAIGHT OUT! I was wasted and didn't even notice. The girls friend saw it and told her. She said to me, "You might wanna do something with that." I looked down and realized what had happened, so I tucked it up and kept dancing. It was really pretty amusing.
The unfunny part is that I became really good friends with her brother after that and found out that she had told her parents the whole story and that they referred to me as "Woody". I have met them several times and after WMC last year, picking up my car from their place, I mentioned it and they told me that they didn't realize that I knew they knew. We all had a good laugh. |
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