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| Phil raa |
A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out
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| TweeK |
LOL:p
Im in class doing drawing e on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. :o |
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| dinoXpress |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
LOL:p
Im in class doing drawing e on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. :o |
that happened to me in biology today.. surfin ta.. |
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| reLLik |
| damn i seriously heard that joke in 2nd grade. |
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| Desty Nova |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. :o |
:haha: That happened to me in astronomy class a long time ago when the teacher was talking about uranus. I was the only one that laughed, it was so embarrassing, I couldn't stop laughing. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Not possible! :o The joke is wrong!!
Everyone knows that pickles can't talk!!
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
LOL:p
Im in class doing drawing e on AutoCAD....i took some time off to check the TA forums.The whole room is quite and this comes up....and i bust out laughing.Now every one was looking at me weird. :o |
AutoCAD ha? planning on becoming a design engineer?? or interior decorator... |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Phil raa
A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."
The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out
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technically aren't a cucumber and a pickle the same thing? i mean the pickle wouldn't be a pickle until you took a cucumber and pickled it, right? |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
technically aren't a cucumber and a pickle the same thing? i mean the pickle wouldn't be a pickle until you took a cucumber and pickled it, right? |
don't analyze jokes... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Lucid has a good point.
The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Lucid has a good point.
The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup. |
I doubt it. The man was probably pleasuring himself with cucumbers and pickles until he passed out. So they could talk together while he was asleep. |
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| Haak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Lucid has a good point.
The pickle & the cucumber are related, & usually hang out in the fridge. They do not usually hang out with stray penises. This tells me that the joke is actually a disgustingly sadistic situation, where a penis was severed from a mans body & put into the fridge in the vegetables tray. Im thinking homoside now. That sick that cut the penis off has now probably cut the rest of the body up & put into either a gallon drum of acid or on sandwich with some ketchup. |
keep up the excellent posting |
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