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I once knew a man in Nantucket....
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| Theresa |
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Does anyone know the rest of that? I have always heard the first bit of it, but never the last part and I've always wondered how it went. Someone please tell me!!! |
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| wizniz |
dude type those exact words in google...
i did and got
" There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
—Princeton Tiger" |
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| Theresa |
| I did google it and I kept getting Simpsons quotes. |
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| Aiwendil |
| ...who burned a cat and put it in a bucket. He got on a school bus and made all the kids fuss when he drove off a cliff and said " IT!" |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
...who burned a cat and put it in a bucket. He got on a bus and made all the kids fuss when he drove off a cliff and said " IT!" |
I don't like your version. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
I don't like your version. |
:stongue: |
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
...who burned a cat and put it in a bucket. He got on a school bus and made all the kids fuss when he drove off a cliff and said " IT!" |
I fid your version ammusing AND arrousing...no, no wait, I DON'T. |
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| Danny Ocean |
i wrote this one in 9th grade
There was an old man from the sea
who'd always drink his own pee
he stumbled around and later he found
his pee just tasted like tea
teacher loved it. |
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| dj_alfi |
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin
If my ear was a c|_|nt I could it. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin
If my ear was a **** I could it. |
I don't get it. Whats the ****? Why is it bleeped out if is in the same sentence |
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| nexus6 |
erm... there 1nce was a man called sprocket,
who went to the moon in a rocket,
the ship went bang,
his balls went clang,
and his dick ended up in his pocket.. |
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