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"Sudan man forced to 'marry' a goat"
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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said after going "like :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf: um :wtf:".
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper. |
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| EriK_V |
| some things are just fvcked up |
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| Marc Summers |
| I hope you know, that in sudan, there is a genocide that continues to this very day. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
I hope you know, that in sudan, there is a genocide that continues to this very day. |
Oh, ok, that makes more sense. They're trying to construct an army of minotaurs. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| was he caught in missionary, doggy, teabag, arabian goggles? |
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| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
was he caught in missionary, doggy, teabag, arabian goggles? |
since he "fell off the back" of the goat, I'm going with doggy. |
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| Nayil |
| HAAHHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmPFPPFFFAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| I just threw up all over my keyboard and the vomit landing on the keyboard happened to type this message on its own on impact. |
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| mellow_head |
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| take5 |
| never heard of "go a goat" from middle eastern? sad thing is they arent joking |
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