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Confessions from a tittie bar
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| all-nite-freak |
I had the absolute displeasure of working as a strip club bouncer for the last while.I'm bored its Sunday, so i figured i would share a few disturbing things that i saw while there.
The first night i was there set the pace for what was going to be a month of pure omg i wanna turn gay these bitches are crackheads.
From the first moment i walked into the "ladies" dressing room i knew i was in for a treat in depravity.There was more coke on the tables than in Scarface.These women did so mauch yayo it was incredible.
Fun quote of the evening.
Girl 1:i have had a busy night
Girl 2:Good money?
Girl1:not bad, at least they where quick with it.
Girl 2:These losers usually are
Girl 1:Does my smell like condom?
Girl 2:Hold on
(she actually sniffed the others pooch like it was a cigar)
Girl 2:Not so bad just dont rub it in anyones face(omg:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: )
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On another occasion I made a food run for the girls(there is a MacDonalds across the street.)When i got back i handed one of the girls her big mac.(She was grooming at the time..ie shaving her twat)
I thought she would finish up and at least wash her hands before eating.No...she grabs the big mac, starts eating all while continuing the shaving of the tuna.I stood there mesmerized.She even started talking to me about her kid with her mouth full and stuff.Let me tell you right away that nothing promotes mental scars like seeing a coked out stripper eating a big mac and shaving her privates all at the same time.The fact that she was talking about how great her son is with her mouth full just put the icing on the cake.
I quit this job this week, and i couldnt believe when they gave me my severence pay(an 8ball of yayo).I dont think i'll ever be the same.
I got tons of these stories i just dont feel like typing them all right now.
all i have to say guys, if you go to tittie bars.
When you get home wash your hands,burn your clothes and scrub in the tub like a rape victim.They only look good...but damn they are dirtyer
than a bag of soiled underwear:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| basd |
** cue someone asking for an application form **
It's hard not to laugh at that story, especially when you've never even been remotely close to anything like that in your own job. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| yup, free coke and naked bitches eating big macs.. sounds cool with me |
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| StanVoid |
| that's a pretty good inside look at the stripper industry, i feel enlightened. |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
scrub in the tub like a rape victim |
ing classic! |
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| basd |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
I quit this job this week, and i couldnt believe when they gave me my severence pay(an 8ball of yayo). |
You gotta love this concept though. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| i only do coke once in awhile...the reason i quit is because they wanted me to sell for them.(you dont get involved selling drugs for biker gangs in montreal if you want to live a long healthy life.)You think being around naked slutty women is paradise, but these stories are only the tip of the ice bergs.I wouldnt them with Nou's penis. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i only do coke once in awhile...the reason i quit is because they wanted me to sell for them.(you dont get involved selling drugs for biker gangs in montreal if you want to live a long healthy life.)You think being around naked slutty women is paradise, but these stories are only the tip of the ice bergs.I wouldnt them with Nou's penis. |
why.. you know he'd be down |
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| DigitalMP |
I'll vouch for that. HAs are a pretty nasty bunch.
And strippers are ing nasty. I have the internet for porn, and I don't have to peel those stank bitches off of me. |
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| Boomer187 |
| ya, you should see the vegas ones ;) |
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| Vivid Boy |
| what disturbs me more is that that chick could eat a big mac while she was on yayo |
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