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help me to be serious @ work
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| CranberryJuice |
| so yeah ....i found a job a ty one but it's the only place which is hiring at the moment here ...im working in a call center ....im one of these people who call u and try to tell u "hey u won a prize" and try to sell u a prize so yeah i hate it but it's better than unemployed right ....the fact is that today they changed in some areas the prizes people are winning and now they win among the prices a cork screw ....(it's actually an elaborated one ) but everytime i gotta tell people they won a cork screw i just can't stay serious and im laughing ....the fact is that i have to be serious and manage to sell my stuffs ...so today i was pinching myself to not laugh but it didn't work very much so u guys got any advices? i need them i have to be serious and convince these people to make them go to the shops to get their prize....(but honestly who would drive for like 40 min to get a fcking cork screw?!!! ) |
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| Dervish |
Just imagine you are saying... Miss Gueble I am very sorry but your child has died.... won't laugh then :p
Might not sound like "a great opertunity" though. Bit to somber... least you won't laugh lol. |
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| IronDragon |
[deadpan]Ma'am/sir, God this is the part of the job I hate so much but...your husband/wife is dead[/deadpan]
:: pause ::
Just ing with ya...wanna buy something? |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by IronDragon
[deadpan]Ma'am/sir, God this is the part of the job I hate so much but...your husband/wife is dead[/deadpan]
::pause::
Just ing with ya...wanna buy something? |
Why are you upset? You thought someone you loved is dead... I cleared it up and offered you a great deal WHATS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?! :conf: |
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| nils |
| kudos for keeping it! i wouldn't last a minute. i mean, my god. corkscrews? |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
that. Props for keeping that job indeed..
At one job I worked for, I worked for a cop station and
would have to make out calls to people's homes during dinner,
tryingto get them to GIVE money to the cops, and in return they
got a bumpersticker that said: "I SUPPORT THE POLICE TROOP."
I must've been high as when I took that job. :crazy: :eyespop: |
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| occrider |
| Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by CranberryJuice
"hey u won a prize" and try to sell u a prize |
Your selling me a prize I won?
Thats some twisted shizzle. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. |
I get points for every subscription I sell. The more points I get, the better chance I have of going to Bible Self-Help Rehabilitation Band-Camp. Even if you buy the subscription now and call tomorrow to cancel it, I'll still get points, sir. Won't you help me? |
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| CranberryJuice |
LOL made a mistake ....nah u win a prize ...pretty simple all u gotta do is to give me 3 numbers
-1 = age of ur heating
-2 =age of your couch
-3 =for how many years u own your house
if ur couch is older than 5 years u win .....(im working for "king couchs" it sells couchs):rolleyes: |
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| sakabatou |
| quote: | Originally posted by CranberryJuice
LOL made a mistake ....nah u win a prize ...pretty simple all u gotta do is to give me 3 numbers
-1 = age of ur heating
-2 =age of your couch
-3 =for how many years u own your house
if ur couch is older than 5 years u win .....(im working for "king couchs" it sells couchs):rolleyes: |
Sofa Kings ftw!
rofl |
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