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A poem for spoiled tofu, by M. V. de Lira
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| Lira |
Today I ate soy cheese,
But I didn't know it was spoilt.
Don't ever eat one of these,
My world domination plans were foiled.
My head is now spinning,
But I ate the damn tofu:
In the end, I'm winning.
Thank you for your attention :) |
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| Protege |
| I want my 10 secs back:confused: |
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| idoru |
Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it's made from stuff that's skuzy
I always thought I was such a nerd
I refused to eat that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it
Wow!
But it ate you!
Ah eeh ooh, Killer tofu. (Eeyae.)
Oooh eeh ooh, Killer tofu!
I eat my sugar cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial (Eeyaeyo, Eeyae)
If you feel kinda cruddy, (Eeyae)
Just stick right by your buddy (Eeyaeyo)
I don't eat, t-t-t-t-t-too much fried food!
Ah eeh ooh, Killer tofu. (Eeyae.)
Oooh eeh ooh, Killer tofu! |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Today I ate soy cheese,
But I didn't know it was spoilt.
Don't ever eat one of these,
My world domination plans were foiled.
My head is now spinning,
But I ate the damn tofu:
In the end, I'm winning.
Thank you for your attention :) |
:D :stongue: |
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| Subey |
Your poem leaves me confused...
I will replace the words 'soy cheese' with 'snow glass apple'
Now everything is illuminated |
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| Lira |
Idoru, we should make a poetic bean curd compilation :stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by Subey
Your poem leaves me confused...
I will replace the words 'soy cheese' with 'snow glass apple'
Now everything is illuminated |
hmm.... but what rhymes with apple? |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Idoru, we should make a poetic bean curd compilation :stongue: |
Haha, those were the lyrics to a tune from the Doug TV show. Classic stuff. Listen here. |
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| Subey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Idoru, we should make a poetic bean curd compilation :stongue:
hmm.... but what rhymes with apple? |
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Big Apple is the what comes to mind first, but that falls outside the constraints of rhyme...
Maple?
May Pole?
Java Applet?
I know.. Chapel. All roads lead to marriage I guess |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Haha, those were the lyrics to a tune from the Doug TV show. Classic stuff. Listen here. |
oh man! that brings back memories. i used to watch that show all the time. |
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| Temperate |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Idoru, we should make a poetic bean curd compilation :stongue:
hmm.... but what rhymes with apple? |
snapple |
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| Lira |
Snapple chapel,
Muñecos de papel,
May Pole, maple,
Well, well, well.
Thank you, CORe, I wouldn't have done this without you! |
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