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my jeep story.
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| wienerschnitzel |
today licked ass/balls.
First eli and i wake up and go outside with our coffee to enjoy the morning and we notice that some douche dumped his bmx and stole our jeep. So we call the cops and they took 2 hours to get here because they were dealing with a stolen bike report..:rolleyes: probably the bmx bike left behind.
I thought for sure the jeep was in another province by now and probably in about 20 diffrent pieces considering we put 31" tires on it and bushwacker fenderflares etc.. so we spend the day in utter rage and after supper eli said he felt like he was going to have a panic attack so we went for a drive to the neibouring town and just for the hell of it i drove down the backroad and we drove past a church and sure enough, eli yells "THERE'S THE JEEP!!!" so i dukes of hazzard'ed into the parking lot and we bust into the church yelling "WHICH ONE OF YOU S STOLE MY JEEP!!" and then we notice that it was a spanish church service full of non-english speaking mexicans so we shout VOTE FOR PEDRO and take off and then we called the cops and they came and took out all the crap the douche left behind and we were able to take the jeep home.
I must have a horseshoe up my ass because i honestly thought i would never see that jeep again. They left condoms in the front seat and elis sleeping bag was opened:nervous: we tryed to make the cops take it but they didn't want that kind of DNA. anyway that is my story and i worked all night making this webpage so check it out fo sho.
http://frutsel.hi5.com |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| That putz. What a douchebag. |
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| DjConfessions |
| how much gas did they use? |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| 200kms worth - half the tank |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
VOTE FOR PEDRO and take off and then we called the cops and they came and took out all the crap the douche left behind and we were able to take the jeep home.
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the guy who stole ur jeep is a dumbass.... but with that, ur giving him a run for top spot. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| ok i never really said "vote for pedro" are you happy now? |
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| stren |
| that's a crazy story. Glad it had a happy ending |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Aw, glad you got your Jeep back. Good things happen to good people. ;) |
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| Theresa |
Rowan is absolutely gorgeous. I love the dark hair and blue eyes :D
Glad to hear you got the Jeep back. I hope they figure out who the retard was that stole it. People who steal things should be lynched. |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Rowan is absolutely gorgeous. I love the dark hair and blue eyes :D
Glad to hear you got the Jeep back. I hope they figure out who the retard was that stole it. People who steal things should be lynched. |
i stole a playboy once. Does that warrant a spanking ? |
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
i stole a playboy once. Does that warrant a spanking ? |
yeah it does. cept the spanking is given to you by gary shandeling. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
yeah it does. cept the spanking is given to you by gary shandeling. |
+1
(Who is Gary Shandling?) |
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