Found this video of Andrew Dice Clay's famous nursery rhymes, this isn't even close to his best stand up routine but it's preety good.
DjDeComp
ehhh
Nrg2Nfinit
haha i liked the last one lol
astroboy
Meh that was .. not clever at all. Any with an hour to spare could write a bunch of dirty little poems like that.
RJT
Never been a fan of Andrew Dice Clay - Just seems like a gigantic, unfunny .
astroboy
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Originally posted by RJT
Never been a fan of Andrew Dice Clay - Just seems like a gigantic, unfunny .
Don't you get it? He said ahahaahaha, and hahahahahaahaha and blowjob bahaahah
:rolleyes:
RJT
Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my in this bitches , you see? Yeah, humpty in' dumpty and .
in' A.
/diceclay :clown:
Brilliant, right?
astroboy
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Originally posted by RJT
Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my in this bitches , you see? Yeah, humpty in' dumpty and .
in' A.
/diceclay :clown:
Brilliant, right?
I was so overwhelmed by the wit I forgot to laugh... nice impersonation tho. :D
Dj_Skez
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Originally posted by RJT
Hey yo, check it out Vinnie! I like, stuck my in this bitches , you see? Yeah, humpty in' dumpty and .
in' A.
/diceclay :clown:
Brilliant, right?
there is no doubt he's a 2nd class stand up comedian, he doesn't even come close to guys like Chris Rock. I know he's a rude prick and that his jokes are straight out of elementary school, it's just the way he delivers them with his heavey brooklyn new york accent that makes me laugh. Here a few of his ed up jokes.
"I see a midget crossing the street, I floor the ing gas petal, that's the end of it. Even if a cop stops me two blocks away, he's like, 'Did you see what you did back there?' I'm like, 'No, what happened? What happened now?' 'You hit a midget.' 'A midget? I thought it was a big ing bird, I'm sorry. You'll clean that up, right?' 'Yeah, go ahead. Don't worry about it, it's a midget.'"
"I saw this chick in the grocery. I'm in line waiting to check out and I notice in her cart, she's got like a box of them giant like Q-Tip sticks they stick in there, for that time of the month. I'm trying to be nice with the chick, you know. So I say, 'Hey, I bet you'll be sucking a lot of dick this week.' So she's looking at me like, 'What did you say?' I said, 'I bet you'll be sucking a lot of dick this week. Just talking.' She calls the manager over, 'He said I'll be sucking dick all week.' The manager's like, 'Where do I get a ticket and line up for this?'"
there's a new comedian who uses profanity as much as he does, but she's a lot funnier imo, her name is Lisa Lampanelli, I saw her standup and the way she insulted pamela anderson on her comedy roast on VH1.
Dj_Skez
To make up for the lame Diceman video heres 2 great Chris Rock videos.
:haha:
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Dj_Skez
there's a new comedian who uses profanity as much as he does, but she's a lot funnier imo, her name is Lisa Lampanelli,
That the fat broad? If so, I saw her on the Howard Stern show at Artie Lang's roast.
Dj_Skez
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Originally posted by jennypie
That the fat broad? If so, I saw her on the Howard Stern show at Artie Lang's roast.
yep , that's her. I haven't seen her routine on Artie Lang's roast yet, was she funny?
