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| Candeeman |
If you had to kill someone, how would you do it? I asked this girl this question about me and she said she would eat me? WTF????
I was listening to talk radio the other day with a psychiatrist taking phone calls regarding this question. The responses people were giving were unreal.............So, how would you do it? |
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| igottaknow |
| with kindness :) |
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| Allied Nations |
| with a 10 foot dildo. first id beat you with it, then impale you. |
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| Caligula_37 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Candeeman
If you had to kill someone, how would you do it? I asked this girl this question about me and she said she would eat me? WTF????
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dude you talk to girls weird |
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| Akridrot |
| By building self-replicating, human-eating nanobots. You'd be consumed in the gray goo, and completely erased from existence within (nano) seconds. |
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| SummerCallin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Candeeman
If you had to kill someone, how would you do it? I asked this girl this question about me and she said she would eat me? WTF????
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How disturbing :s |
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| Orpheus Is Dead |
depends how much I like them.
Like: I'd put them out with tranquilizer then inject a cyanide salt in their carotid.
Dislike: Hit them in the face with a two by four, then drag them through broken glass and a salt/vingear puddle. shackle them to a wall. Pull out a nail gun, pull on skin flaps and nail them to the wall behind him. light a propane torch and burn their arms. Hit them in the face with the can, mix tar and gasoline put that on their legs and light it. pull out a gun and shoot them in elbows... cut there abdomen and pull out their intestines.... then unshackle them and pull them off (the nails will rip) and drop them on the floor... shoot em in the knees... cover him in beef broth. and walk out let in some ferrocious dogs, lock the door and leave... walk in an hour later and shoot himn in the head. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| id strategically poison their food. how would they ever trace it back to me? its quiet, inconspicuous and they would never be able to pin point the time of the murder, an alliby is alot easier to make and nobody has to see my face |
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| Dervish |
| Open a McDonalds across the road from them. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
id poison them. how would they ever trace it back to me? |
+1
slip them a special something in their drink, oh no. what happened there? |
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