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Alien Abductions are affecting the Economy
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| SuspicionVandit |
While i was in bed this morning, admiring our fine military, I was wondering why so many Tin Foil Companies have recently folded.
So i did some googling, some Wikipedia-ing, and found this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_abductions
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Michael Menkin, inventor of the thought screen helmet, claims that hed made a breakthrough in January, 2007, when he and an abductee demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The signal was obtained by taking voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material itself. The material, called Velostat, is made by 3M. |
which in turn has brought this company, which manufactures Official Thought Screens, signed by celebrities:
http://www.stopabductions.com/
i want to believe |
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| getfoul |
My thoughts are my own.
My thoughts are my own.
My thoughts are my own.
My thoughts are my own.
Revised version
for(int 1 = 0; i<4; i++)
{
Console.Writeline("My thoughts are my own.");
} |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
i want to believe |
then don't buy the helmet. They will never abduct you :wtf: |
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| SuspicionVandit |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | OSWELL, N.M. — Businesses here have been cashing in on the UFO craze for years _ paintings and replicas of UFOs and space aliens adorn downtown buildings, and even the McDonald's and Wal-Mart are UFO- and space-themed.
Now city officials want to take it to another level with a UFO-themed amusement park, complete with an indoor roller coaster that would take passengers on a simulated alien abduction.
"Nobody will be harmed and everybody will be returned, hopefully, in the same shape," concept designer Bryan Temmer said Friday.
The park, dubbed Alien Apex Resort, could open as early as 2010. The city has received a $245,000 legislative appropriation for initial planning, but the park would be privately built and managed. Requests for proposals will be advertised next month. |
[more in the link]
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Ma...emePark,00.html |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
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I'd hit it. |
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
I'd hit it. |
beat me :( |
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| Surreal JRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
My thoughts are my own.
My thoughts are my own.
My thoughts are my own.
My thoughts are my own.
Revised version
for(int 1 = 0; i<4; i++)
{
Console.Writeline("My thoughts are my own.");
} |
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "My thoughts are my own.\n" x 4; |
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