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Jack Bauer Jokes
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| Orko |
Just came across this:
http://www.jackbauerforpresident2008.com/jokes.html
Some of my favs.
| quote: | | Some people see the glass has half empty, others see it as half full. Jack Bauer only sees that someone drank half his water, and that someone is gonna have a face full of glass. |
| quote: | | Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that wuss went to the hospital first. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | | Kim Bauer is proof that not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer. |
lol! |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back. |
LOLOLOL so true! |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | | When Jack Bauer uses "Herbal Essences" the shampoo has an orgasm |
:tongue2 |
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| Ted Promo |
| cool, Chuck Norris jokes round two. |
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| Az |
not looked on there but my favourite was always
"Jack Bauer has shot more men in the face than Elton John" |
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| Slylee |
| aahahah i didn't realize who jack bauer was, but i googled it:p |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
aahahah i didn't realize who jack bauer was, but i googled it:p |
:eek:
no seriously :eek: :eek: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | | Jack Bauer arm wrestled Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. |
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| Slylee |
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars; That is why there is no life on Mars.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone
They finally found a cure for cancer, it is Jack Bauer's tears. Too bad Jack never cries!!!!!
Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
ahahah
these are awesome. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
aahahah i didn't realize who jack bauer was, but i googled it:p |
Jesus H. Christ |
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