| DJ RozzeR |
this story is true. thread from things you have done when your drunk
Ive had loads of bad moments and some funny moments. I get drunk every week so i wont go on about that but probabily the worst state i ever got in when i was 17 and i went to MAGALUF with 6 lads. read this >>
Magaluf is the best place to go if you have all cash and you wanna get wasted just like i did.
The day started out at 12pm during the Day and i was in the pub with my holiday mates , we all had bout 3-4 pints while we gambled on the fruit machines etc until our mini bus turned up for the Airport. Once on the minibus my mate opened a small 500cl Vodka which tasted Rank on its own, we got to the airport and you know when you get that feeling its ing wicked.
We checked in and went straight to the bar upstairs we drunk about another 3/4 pints each with an aftershock aswell, i was feeling a little tipsy, we all decided to get some food from burger king after that our flight was here and it was about 6pm and i was feeling really really tipsy but still had that buzzin feeling, an hour later and i was sat on the plane , my head was getting better a little, after ing around on the plane , chucking penny chews and chatting up the bitches , we all decided to get some more beer in , I bought the first round which was like £15 for 6 cans of beer ing joke but thats the plane prices, After 6 cans of heiniken i was loving it, for some reason i did not feel pissed just really really hyper. The plane landed about 8ish in Palma Nova airport. After stepping off the plane the heat just hits you and it feels well nice.
We found our Coach eventually and got on it , Ste my mate had bought some Duty Free booze and decided to drink some moor , we all had another 500cl vodka shots.
We got to our hotel and the ing que was well long so we decided to goto the bar , after 2 pints of San Migel we got to our hotel room and it was a right hole , we moved all the beds onto the balcony ad loads of chairs etc as the room was so hot.
About 20 minz later we notice a Spanish Off Licence next door to our hotel , sweeet, we all legged it down with like £50 each of beer money. We bought 3 crates of SAN MIGEL , 2 Litre Vodka and 2 bottles of Absinthe with some other foreign liqour. we started drinking like animals on our balcony for 2 hours and everyone was ED but we all could still go on, espcially with pure trance tunes pumping. The hotel was full of young ppl its call 'MARTINIQUE' in magaluf, all the balconys were full of bitches and piss heads,
Later on about 10 pm , we met some welsh lads like 10 in a 2 bedroom room, we invited them round for a drinking competition.
We had a game of Pontune '21' with 16 of us all sat round, who ever has the lowest card has to drink the death Pot. the Death pot was a shot of anything off each player, thats 16 shots of spanish inc the 80% absinthe.
I lost and i had to drink a full pint of Spirits , My face went Red and i puked all over the balcony, all over some girls down below us , my heart was pumping and everyone was cheering, I stumbled across the bedroom floor and collapsed on the floor, 2 hours later i woke up in cold water full of sick everywere my face was stuck to the floor , i felt ok actually which was quite suprising as i have just drunk over 1pint of spirits and 7 hours of other drinking. I noticed that i was full of shaving foam aswell bastards tried to shave my head.
It was about 12 aclock which seems late but in Magaluf you dont go out until 1am, so i had a shower and got back to my mates , they were all congratulating me on drinking so much. My throat felt like someone had run barbwire down it and i had really bad heartburn.
at 12.30 we decided to do a tour around the town, so we got our groove on and hit the town, Magaluff is full of PM's (promoters) for small bars, every PM had a fit as girl so we had to havea drink , after 4 bars i started to get my sense back , until we went into this one particialar bar , they sold a Pint of ' UP ' which costs about £7 in english money and it will seriously you up, I wanted my mates to go through what i did earlyier so i chalanged them to down it , after a few debates they all decided they would , only if i have a pint aswell, as im a complete nutter i said wtf , after 10 minutes or ordering the Up , we all counted to 3 and BANG , Jhonny Downed it in 2 gulps as he is an animal , Ste failed but we made him drink it , i drunk mine slowly , and the rest also finished it after 3 mins, and after 10 minz we all started to feel like our heads have just been smashed with a sledge hammer , after 30 minz , I had lost 5 of my mates , i had Jhonny left , we paid 35 quid to go into BCM's and see Picotto , we got in and i puked up and we got chucked out , i had lost all of my mates then and i fell to the ground and lay in a ditch for 3 hours after puking loads, luckyily enough some girl and lad help me up on my feat and guided me back to our apartment , but i had forgotten the name as it was the first night and all, some how i remember falling throw the door at 4am seeing about 30 ppl in our small room having a rave shouted ' SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THE BADGUY ' and then i had blacked out and faited on the floor
i had been missing for 3 hours but know one knew where i was , neither did i.
thats my story and ill never forget it. that morning i had to see a doctor as i had liver pains, he said dont drink nothing for two days , after the doctors i got pissed with my mates.
[Thank you Dj rozzer]
p.s thanks to the ppl who helped me back to my apartment. |
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