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| Trance Nutter |
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
A WOMAN set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said today.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.
The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper.
"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,2359...563-401,00.html
:eek: :eek: :eek:
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| narcism |
*sings*
fight fire with fire, make enemies with love |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
*sings*
fight fire with fire, make enemies with love |
just please don't post *those* pics |
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| Lilith |
| Will people think less of me if I laugh my ass off right about now? |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Will people think less of me if I laugh my ass off right about now? |
nope, coz i laughed :haha: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Will people think less of me if I laugh my ass off right about now? |
Because fire makes everything good?
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| paulandrews |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
*sings*
fight fire with fire, make enemies with love |
More like:
| quote: | Oh woman you make me feel...
Like I'm on fire,
Oh woman you make it real...
It's the only way for me
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
women are so predictable :rolleyes:
its almost always violence, and its always directed towards the penis. how often do you read about a man taking to his wife's cvnt with a knife? its about time someone got bashed in the ovary. |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
nope, coz i laughed :haha: |
PKC hasn't found the funny, but thats ok, he probably hasn't read the statistics on spousal abuse in Russia... they're not real funny either.
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Because fire makes everything good? |
Especially if your ex sits around in the flat naked, drinking vodka, watching TV and hasn't gotten the hint after 3 years. :eek: |
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| Taranis |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
how often do you read about a man taking to his wife's cvnt with a knife? |
Isn't that what the whole female circumcision thing is about? |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
Especially if your ex sits around in the flat naked, drinking vodka, watching TV and hasn't gotten the hint after 3 years. :eek: |
yeah, it's not like he was probably paying his way or anything. i mean, given we have absolutely no facts about the real situation they were living, it's only safe to assume the woman was paying for everything and he was being a leech, therefore, penis ignition was the only answer, and a funny one too. let's all laugh. :rolleyes: |
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