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Japanese Arm Wrestling Game
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | TOKYO (AP) - Lose a game of chess to a computer, and you could bruise your ego.
Lose an arm-wrestling match to a Japanese arcade machine, and you could break your arm.
Distributor Atlus Co. said Tuesday it will remove all 150 "Arm Spirit" arm wrestling machines from Japanese arcades after three players broke their arms grappling with the machine's mechanized appendage.
"The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it," said Atlus spokeswoman Ayano Sakiyama, calling the recall "a precaution."
"We think that maybe some players get overexcited and twist their arms in an unnatural way," she said. The company was investigating the incidents and checking the machines for any signs of malfunction.
Players of "Arm Spirit" advance through 10 levels, battling a French maid, drunken martial arts master and a Chihuahua before reaching the final showdown with a professional wrestler.
The arcade machine is not distributed overseas. |
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| Lilith |
| Damn weaklings. :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Yeah, well...
| quote: | Developed by Koreans for the Japanese, Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is the first arcade game that combines of assaulting s and fortune-telling. You select from eight characters like "Mother-in-Law," "Con artist," and "Child Molester" and then, steel yourself for this, you ram a giant plastic finger into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words "HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY." As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain, and then the game, and I'm not ing kidding, rates your sexual virility based on the impact of your finger against its virtual colon. Oh, and its corporate mascot is a six foot magical monster made out of turd. (see below for the revealing brochure)
This game does more than threaten the future with an army of highly trained madmen proctologists, it shames America's industrial complex. First we lose the space race to the Commies, and now Japan and Korea have beaten us in the great Virtual Digital Rectal Stimulation Simulation race. And if you're anything like me, you've already asked yourself about the dangers of this ass technology being in the hands of two foreign powers known for giant radioactive monsters and nuclear weapons, respectively. And again, if you're like me, this train of thought quickly hits a wall when you realize that you're not an accredited expert on foreign colon-probing policies. So until one of us is, let's just assume that we're all going to die, but not quite as quickly if we stay far away from Boong-Ga Boong-Ga.
Eroticism: ?/10
Since the entire idea behind this mess confuses me, I couldn't give it a fair Eroticism rating. So to come up with your own personal rating for how erotic this game is, rate the likelihood of you ever saying this sentence: "I am so horny after being at the arcade pretending to jam my finger up a child molester's all day!"
Nudity Challenge: 0/10
There's really no nudity to earn in this game, but after a successful game, a card pops out of the machine that "will explain your sexual behavior." And guessing what kind of people would assault a toy ass in public, it's a safe bet that each and every card reads, "You sex life big time number one disaster of freakish criminal behavior." |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Yeah, well... |
It'll make more sense to you if you go to Japan, but I'd rather not spoil the kansho supris-o for you... heheh.... hehehehe ahhahaaha! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
It'll make more sense to you if you go to Japan, but I'd rather not spoil the kansho supris-o for you... heheh.... hehehehe ahhahaaha! |
Perhaps it would seem ever so slightly less out of place in Japan, but make sense? No. I doubt that. No matter how much of the population is into plastic rectal fingering, I don't think it could possibly make any more sense than it already does. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
It'll make more sense to you if you go to Japan, but I'd rather not spoil the kansho supris-o for you... heheh.... hehehehe ahhahaaha! |
:conf: :conf:
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| kadomony |
side note:
in final fantasy 7 there was an arm wrestling arcade game |
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| bas |
| Why do they say it's not available overseas? I've played it a few times out here :conf: |
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