if you were the first contact to alien(s), what would you do or say ??
would you tell them to turn the around ??
would you tell them to STFU NEWBS.
would you sincerely welcome them and offer a peaceful gift ??
would you pull the pin of a grenade and hand them that instead ??
ask to borrow their ride or take them for a ride in your POS ??
ask what alien porno is like ??
put in your 17 year old pantera cd and crank that up ??
trewqy
show them this video
pantera.:eek:
Omega_M
I will take them to task for hovering over our heads for thousands of years without attempting to meet us, making us speculate wtf they are made of and creating myths about UFOs and such.
Silky Johnson
I would lay down the butth4x before they could do it to me. Show 'em some Earthly hospitality, y'know?
david.michael
I would attempt to mate.
edit- Pie-owned
Omega_M
They would already have planted an anal probe in your butt. They are that fast, yeah.
Silky Johnson
Dammit. :(
inconspicuous
Omega_M
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Dammit. :(
And before you even think of spitting on their crotch, make sure to check your first.
Chances are that it will already be covered in slimy green alien spit.
Silky Johnson
:(:(:(
david.michael
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Wow, that explains a LOT!
