Mum hires Gorilla-gram for son, hilarity ensues.....
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Trance Nutter |
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Stripper performs saucy show for schoolboys in booking mix-up
STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream over her after a booking error by the teen's mum.
It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.
The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.
Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.
She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.
One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.
“The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.
“Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”
The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.
“No one could believe it,” the student said.
“Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”
The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was when the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.
“To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”
The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag. |
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/...5006301,00.html
Thanks Mum!!:haha: |
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narcism |
my msn wanky smile doesnt work in here :eek:
we all know why he ran out of the classroom  |
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Sushipunk |
Lol, that's classic. |
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3F05Q |
It took THAT long for the teacher to take action?
I'm moving! |
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Lilith |
quote: | Originally posted by 3F05Q
It took THAT long for the teacher to take action? |
haha, that's what I was thinking as well.
"mmmboobies..." :eyes:
"Oh crap! I'm a teacher... in school!" :eek: |
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3F05Q |
quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
"mmmboobies..." :eyes:
"Oh crap! I'm a teacher... in school!" :eek: |
:haha: |
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THE_Chris |
Thats fantastic, that kid will be envy of everyone now :D |
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Lira |
Wait,
So there's a classroom full of 15-16 year olds, a stripper comes in, and no one took pictures!? What the hell are mobile phones for?!
Kids these days :( |
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Fledz |
Wasn't someone meant to be taping this? Get it on youtube! |
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gehzumteufel |
:haha: thats good. why cant this happen more often? |
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Halcyon+On+On |
If schools in Australia are much like they are in the US, the boy and the teacher probably had an ongoing sexual relationship and the stripper was, in fact, arranged for by the teacher as a sort of "happy birthday, honey" present.
Yeah, we're a bit ed, but never in the way we should be. |
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