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| Prometheus Xex |
I wish I had the balls to...
Get a rubber dick and cut the back off and paint fake blood on the cut end. Smuggle it in a club and when it's about 3am when most are "partied up", drop it in the urinal and wait to see what happens. Or better yet, turn around after a piss and make it look like it's sticking outta your fly and when ppl take a look, let it drop to the floor and watch the mayhem commence! Probably cruel, but it's funny thinking about it! :eyes: |
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| smakmagik |
| I'm sorry that you don't |
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| Prometheus Xex |
| If I did, I'm sure it be a huge ban from the club. Not sure if it would be worth it though. Maybe if someone did it in a club they never go to it would be worth it. I wonder what kind of commotion it would cause? |
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| Beat Blog |
1. Not funny.
2. I fail to see why that would be reason for you to be banned from the club. |
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| Prometheus Xex |
1. Yes it is.
2. Some would laugh, but some sketched out person might take it too seriously and report the prank to the nearest 300lb bouncer. |
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| Darkarbiter |
| You gotta catch this on video... |
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| Prometheus Xex |
| Imagine zooming in on the wiener, then panning out to the shocked faces! |
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| Gauss |
| I doubt your dick would be hard while taking a piss at the club and I even more doubt it'd remain hard after being cut off from the body. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
I wish I had the balls |
i wish you had the balls too. |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
1. Yes it is.
2. Some would laugh, but some sketched out person might take it too seriously and report the prank to the nearest 300lb bouncer. |
...and said bouncer would kick you out of the club for playing a harmless prank?
That kind of is near encouraged in half the clubs I go to. |
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| eROs.au |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gauss
I doubt your dick would be hard while taking a piss at the club and I even more doubt it'd remain hard after being cut off from the body. |
unlikely for someone to immediately think of that |
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