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"it's a trap" relationship question
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| SuspicionVandit |
If your lady (or significant other) asks you "do you ever masturbate about me?", is there a "right" answer?
It seems like a trap question. |
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| Teezdalien |
| I think there would be something wrong if you say no. |
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| narcism |
how is that a trap?
if u say yes, you boost her ego
if you say no, you shatter her ego |
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| Fledz |
| "No honey, I don't need to. I skillfully put it in your butt every night after you fall asleep" |
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| SuspicionVandit |
the problem I think with Yes is I didn't really want to make her feel as if I am being unfulfilled sexually.
Dr Drew and Adam Corolla fail me again. |
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| Arbiter |
| Personally, I would probably avoid answering by making fun of the question in a way so as to effectively change the subject. Alternately, you could respond directing the same question to them -- then, simply give them back whatever answer they gave you; they can't very well hold it against you then, can they? |
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| Acton |
| There is never a right answer with women :p |
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| david.michael |
| Just say "Masturbate? EWWWWW YUCKY!" |
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| leebates1986 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
the problem I think with Yes is I didn't really want to make her feel as if I am being unfulfilled sexually.
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because you have the chance to shag her 24/7/365? i don't think so |
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| denys envy |
she shouldn't have to ask you in the first place.
fail. |
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