This reminded me of those "reviews" for a wolf hoodie. Why is it that wolf-themed clothing always have hilarious customer reviews?
MrJiveBoJingles
It's an indirect way of making fun of the people who actually buy that sort of kitschy clothing.
:p
Leon
dono but i'm trying to figure out why
this was in the related products
MeLLyMeL
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By hs (Burbank, CA) - See all my reviews
bought this shirt because of all the positive reviews. wore it to a club in vegas. i was way too underdressed and nobody complimented me, despite wolves. waste of money. i hate you all.
MeLLyMeL
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Originally posted by Leon
dono but i'm trying to figure out why
this was in the related products
lmfao @ the reviews for the milk too
By Mexican Wolf Boy (Mexico) - See all my reviews
Next time you go with the other brand, when was the last time you asked yourself, "does this milk have blood in it?"
I can put myself at ease because I know Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz doesn't.
tubularbills
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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
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By hs (Burbank, CA) - See all my reviews
bought this shirt because of all the positive reviews. wore it to a club in vegas. i was way too underdressed and nobody complimented me, despite wolves. waste of money. i hate you all.
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Moongoose
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Originally posted by Leon
dono but i'm trying to figure out why
this was in the related products
Oh it gets worse.
MrJiveBoJingles
I looked at the page for the shirt in the OP. Today Amazon, having concluded that I had a more general interest in wolf t-shirts, put this shirt on my "recommended" list:
Not just three wolves and a moon, but three wolves and an American flag! Some reviews:
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When I first saw this T-Shirt, I think I cried for at least an hour. It is possibly the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, and I've seen the sunrise at the Grand Canyon, so I know a thing or two about beautiful things. I bought myself three of this shirt, and one for all of my family members' and friends' upcoming birthdays. All I can say is, I plan on wearing this shirt everyday, alternating between the three and doing my laundry every week or so, so that I never have to wear another shirt ever again. I was referred to this shirt by an aqquaintance, who told me how many women he picked up at Peep's, the local biker bar, with it. I can't wait to get mine!
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The first time I saw this shirt, Chuck Norris was wearing it while advertising for some exercise equipment. But he couldn't trick me. I knew the real reason behind his powerful roundehouse kick was the Wolf and Flag. So I bought one myself...
...my shaggy hair has blossomed into a full mullet, I've regained all 16 lost teeth, the V8 hanging from the dead tree in my front lawn has started working, and the AC unit has begun cooling my trailer again! I've also lost 167 lbs (down to 342, thank you!) and I can roundhouse kick my dogs into the next lot. All while being a true patriot. I don't even have to speak anymore. My shirt says it all. I'm American, I'm a male, I'm white, I've got an 8th grade education, and women want me. This is the USA so you don't mess with us... or the wolves.
The power of the Wolf combined with the true power of the Flag turns you into a sexy, beer-drinking, roundhouse-kicking, son of a gun!
Pros: The world will be yours for the taking.
Cons: It only comes in sizes up to XXXXXL.
MrJiveBoJingles
Of course the real attraction behind this is making fun of the benighted southern trailer-park dwellers who would wear the shirt (or a mullet) without "irony." Thus:
elFreak
i am so mnml.
Rodrico
I think this might be the same shirt where someone says that the shirt had cured his cancer, to where the admin of the site had to write right after it, "This shirt does not cure cancer."
MeLLyMeL
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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Of course the real attraction behind this is making fun of the benighted southern trailer-park dwellers who would wear the shirt (or a mullet) without "irony." Thus:
