everyday i come home from work, there's a turtle at the side of my house.
every day i take it to the pond and let him swim away, and every day..he comes back.
now there's really no point to this thread, and i'm sure most of you would rather not know about my run ins with a turtle, but it's too late for that now.
MeLLyMeL
lmao. When I was a kid - my mom went in reverse and ran over a turtle.
MeLLyMeL
She also just recently... ran over an iguana and we laughed the whole way home. That slammed so hard against the metal under the car and when I looked back to see what it was - the poor iguana did a barrel roll.
notelfreak
u look like a gay.
Palladium
is gonna kill jew all, it must be a nazi turtle
Xan_2v2
is it trying to stay in/out of the shade/sun
coolestrl
the turtle iz rape you
The17sss
hundred
it's god in turtle form, obviously. you know what to do; don't up your chance to get into heaven.
Slylee
cmon adopt it! that's what he wants.
he's like "yo you bitches got AC n , lemme get sommadat"
bas
For a small fee I will help you and your family rid yourselves of this evil turtle.
