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Guys I can't handle my drink apparently
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| FromAbove |
I woke up today with my shirt still on and in my boxers dizzy. Last night I was takin shots of straight whiskey like it was mineral water. I blacked out after 1AM, didn't remember how I even got home.
My friend called me and told me I was being a retard at the club. Saying I was picking up on every girl, trying to get on stage and dance, kicking over stools. I don't remember any of that so to me it never happened and she is a lying toolbag.
What should I do. |
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| D-res |
| Can't drink all day if you don't start early. I say, repeat the experience a few times. Waking up in jail with similar amnesia and a sore anus should fix the problem. |
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| Meat187 |
| Making a thread about it always seems to help. |
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| Silky Johnson |
I've never blacked out from drunkenness. And I've been pretty goddamn pants-ting drunk in my day.
Basically I'm calling you an amateur. |
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| Meat187 |
1. Buy cough sirup
2. ???
3. Profit! |
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| trancechan |
blackout some more, you'll get better at it.
those stools are laughing at your pathetic drunk ass. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I've never blacked out from drunkenness. And I've been pretty goddamn pants-ting drunk in my day.
Basically I'm calling you an amateur. |
Agreed 100% You sir are a goddamn softamateur. Enjoy your ty existence. |
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| inconspicuous |
| OMG YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON!?!?!?!? DUDE WTF!!!! YOUR SO LUCKY YOU DIDNT GET ARRESTED MAN HOLY FK!! |
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| FromAbove |
I may be a limp dick but I've been drinking hard since I was 20. The first time I got drunk I blacked out cos I challenged the liquor. You don't do that. I do remember being carried back to my hotel room and finding my oldass roomate playing strip poker with a bunch of other old asses.
What I'm trying to say is you're all alcoholics and you're jealous of me. |
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| Ian |
| You can't handle this forum either, but you keep trying. Use the same philosophy with drink and you might succeed by the time you're 40. |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by FromAbove
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancechan
blackout some more, you'll get better at it.
those stools are laughing at your pathetic drunk ass. |
next time drink twice as much as you did. |
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