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| bananas |
| quote: | | No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude? |
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| bananas |
| quote: | Originally posted by rT19
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oh sorry, didn't see anyone posting this:[ |
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| rT19 |
| quote: | Originally posted by bananas
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude? |
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| Simon_N |
| quote: | (908): Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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| SteelWolf |
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(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer... |
| quote: | | (434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically. |
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| Acton |
(303): I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
(510): YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | | (970): The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero |
| quote: | | (402): I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity. |
| quote: | | (816): She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore" |
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