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Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Going to Drive to Do Something Gay
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| infiniteJEST |
| I DONT NEED TO DRIVE ANYWHERE I HAVE JAKE BENSONS PM BOXLOL |
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| SebG |
| I hope that ****** dies of testicular cancer. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| have you guys ever been around asians trying to drive in a snowstorm? it is like a game of bumper cars with stevie wonder and ray charles. |
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| WittyHandle |
“Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two.”
Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area “so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”
As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, “I think God probably wonders, if these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?” |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| i'm going to be 32, and everytime there is a storm i still go into empty parking lots to do handbrake donuts for a good 20 minutes. |
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| shaw |
| quote: | Originally posted by SebG
I hope that ****** dies of testicular cancer. |
Testicular cancer is a hoax created by gay Doctors to allow them to grope men and boys for their own gay amusement. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| testicular cancer is real man, frenchie had it. |
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| shaw |
| You shovel snow with the desperation of a gay. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| i don't shovel. for 250$ a winter i can save myself the need to. |
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| nekholm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
i'm going to be 32, and everytime there is a storm i still go into empty parking lots to do handbrake donuts for a good 20 minutes. |
Yeah me too. Except I'm 26 and I have an RWD car (=no need to use the handbreak). |
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