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jenga
NIGGAS REVENGE

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Three neo-nazis harass and bully their black neighbors in an attempt to get them to leave the neighborhood. However, the muscular black neighbors have finally had enough and get their revenge. They assault and beat up the nazis, then proceed to urinate on them and sexually degrade and torture them until they completely break down and submit to their muscular black masters.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422823/plotsummary

:wtf:

"submit to their muscular black masters" lol
gazelles
i mean, it just seems like a lot of work searching for little payoff
Lira
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Originally posted by gazelles
i mean, it just seems like a lot of work searching for little payoff

Not if you already know the films. For example:
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The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehead. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush's finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her.

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It's a shame they left the best bit out of the synopsis: G.W. Bush's finger rapes the protagonist :p
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Lira
It's a shame they left the best bit out of the synopsis: G.W. Bush's finger rapes the protagonist :p


:wtf: :stongue:
Lira
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
:wtf: :stongue:

Jdat posted that a while ago but I can't find the clip on Youtube...

The Japanese sometimes come up with the oddest plots for porn flicks the human imagination could possibly conceive:
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A young widow, Noriko, lives with her senile father-in-law, Shukichi, on a farm. He believes his favorite cow, long gone, is still alive. Noriko pretends to be the cow and lets him milk her - a satisfying arrangement for them both.

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Sometimes I feel ashamed to understand the dialogues :p

Edit: Oh, yeah, the trailers... NSWFish...



Sushipunk
Holy :haha:
Lilith
When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400172/


It rates a 2.3, apparently there are actually movies worse than this, not that I've seen it.
Yohan
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Originally posted by Lira
Jdat posted that a while ago but I can't find the clip on Youtube...

The Japanese sometimes come up with the oddest plots for porn flicks the human imagination could possibly conceive:
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Sometimes I feel ashamed to understand the dialogues :p

I swear the japanese are one of the most ed up people in the universe. any race that can come up with samurai, bushido, hentai, bukkake and rope bondage... there's something wrong:wtf:

lovely people though
TranceArmstrong
i looked up the nigga movie, some crazy ed up porn. I dunno what I was expecting..

The Lonely Cow is incredible though :wtf:
netroM
Yahtzee has some great soft-porn reviews on his site:

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Erotic thrillers on video must have different standards to erotic thrillers on TV, because, blimey, the camera holds on a close-up of her mimsy for almost the entire scene. And do you know something? This film wasn't anywhere near the 'adult' section in the video shop. It was in 'thrillers', about four yards away. In many ways, I feel sorry for it. I know the other thrillers bully it when the lights go down. "Hey, I Like To Play Games Too!" jeers the Blair Witch Project. "I made millions of cinemagoers vomit! What have you done? You made six losers wank!"

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/playgames.htm

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"Oh god," said someone I was watching this film with. "They're drawing parallels. It's actually trying to be clever."

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/sinsnite.htm

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Overall Erotic Thriller Rating: 5/10
Let down by lack of lesbians, I'm afraid. But still a typical erotic thriller. I almost included in my erotic thriller reviewing system a rating called the 'Ex-Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed Rating', in which erotic thrillers starring her received full marks, but then realised that she appears in every erotic thriller ever made.

http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/deaddawn.htm
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