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Charlie Sheen RANTs off Again
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http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdes...22411_sheen.mp3
Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."
Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."
During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:
-- He calls Lorre "a turd" and "a clown" and says his real name is "Hymie Levine."
-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."
-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."
-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."
-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."
Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex-wife Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."
There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins.
For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work |
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| idoru |
| There's no ing way that he's not on some sort of substance during this. :stongue: |
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| Desiderata |
| I know he is a total up but I can't help liking the guy. One day he will burn all bridges though. |
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| Ygrene |
| If he keeps this up, it's going to ruin Hot Shots for me. :( |
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| Desiderata |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If he keeps this up, it's going to ruin Hot Shots for me. :( |
:stongue: |
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| Moongoose |
| After what, 7 or 8 seasons of doing Two and a half men, its good to see charlie finally doing something that actually makes people laugh. Seriously this breakdown...its his best comedy work since Hot Shots. |
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| Desiderata |
Poor Ducky...
...Pretty in Pink
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| The thing about AA's (rather underwhelming) success rate is actually true. |
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| Moongoose |
Well i woudnt trust any program that tells you that you are powerless and that you have to let yourself go to a higher power.
Also hes taking THIS to the bahamas...nice. Thogh i think the porn star that was with him in the hotel room was hotter. |
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| Desiderata |
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| EddieZilker |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
The thing about AA's (rather underwhelming) success rate is actually true. |
There are a lot of reasons for that. |
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| igottaknow |
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