SAN FRANCISCO – This Wednesday evening, a startling, inexplicable event occurred. A unnamed man was watching porn in a private viewing booth at the Golden Gate Adult Superstore when he unaccountably burst into flames. He quickly ran out into the street, “engulfed in flames,” according to Troy Dangerfield of the San Francisco Police Department.
Luckily for the man, there were firemen nearby on an unrelated call and he was quickly put out and taken to the hospital. Nonetheless, according to the latest reports, 90% of his body is covered in third-degree burns.
As of yet, nobody knows how or why the man caught on fire.
wtf is up at the end when he's walkin around casually while he's still on fire?
EddieZilker
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Originally posted by kadomony
wtf is up at the end when he's walkin around casually while he's still on fire?
That's crack. A friend of mine once saw a guy, who's leg was on fire, ignore his obvious problem just to get another hit.
-FSP-
I live in the San Francisco Bay Area, and let me tell you the thoughts of my neighbors.
Some people think he got off on setting himself on fire.
Some people thought he was practicing self immolation as a form of protest. He has inspired protests throughout the region...they're still deciding what to protest over, but they're showing up like it's the hot new thing to protest.
And me? I'd like to think he was burned by the righteous fire of the Holy Spirit to be made an example of. Don't watch porn, kiddos.
SYSTEM-J
The title of this thread alone made me laugh, and the video did not disappoint.
Zyklon_Jay
was he really black or just cooked?
gmilf
Richard Pryor?
psycontroll
WTF.:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha:
Swamper
Wow that is ED
Acton
LOL at him being naked in the final video coverage! :stongue:
But on a serious note, why the hell didn't people help him? :conf:
SYSTEM-J
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Originally posted by Acton
LOL at him being naked in the final video coverage! :stongue:
But on a serious note, why the hell didn't people help him? :conf:
To be fair, he spends most of the video running straight at everyone in confined spaces while on fire.
And we need a .gif of him swaggering round the corner while on fire at the end.
