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Originally posted by farstriderr It's good to see you're doing well for yourself these days, System-K. DJ'ing at clubs and such. Ishkur is a pretty smart guy, when it comes to music anyway. He and the woman who convinced him to take care of her kid as a cuckold tricked me a few times, it was great. Also his old forum had unencrypted passwords, so he (as administrator) was able to see all users information. Basically a giant phishing operation. But that's neither here nor there.

I'm afraid the reports of my club slaying career having been greatly exaggerated.

That whole thing with Navkat was some weird shit, with hindsight. Both of them phoned me once, across the Atlantic, to find out the correct pronunciation of "Worcester". I was about 18. Why the fuck were they doing that? I've also become aware down the years that a remarkable amount of musical "facts" he came out with were actually complete twaddle. Guy was a big time blagger. Still, I was a stupid little shit at that age, so I can't claim much in the way of higher ground.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Hey I think I'm a cultured homo, thanks

Not laughing that he called you that so much as the actual insult itself. Something funny about the word pairing. Lol.

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Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal she can sit on her little toilet but she won't pee. Some other suggested going cold turkey and going no diaper. Supposedly, they'll pee on themselves and eventually learn to use the toilet. Going to start training right after christmas.

We never went the "pullup" route. Straight up cold turkey. Yeah, they pee on stuff but it's not a lot, and you have to make sure they know it's a no-no.

The first one (in kinder now) didn't really get it until I started rewarding him for doing a pee or poo in the potty. He jumped on that quickly afterward.

The little one is just learning and still has some issues, but he even uses the adult toilet sometimes, surprisingly. Mostly when he's distracted (playing games etc) he will let it slip.

I suggest going cold turkey if you don't mind the messes, rewarding success, and making sure they know that peeing outside the bathroom is bad.

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Also fist rider is not funny at all

I agree.

Fuck off you bald peace of shit!

Why isn't he banned forever already by now?

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Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal it's that time. tips for potty training (girl). ready? go! she can sit on her little toilet but she won't pee. Some other suggested going cold turkey and going no diaper. Supposedly, they'll pee on themselves and eventually learn to use the toilet. Going to start training right after christmas.

Good luck!

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Fuck off you bald peace of shit!

We keep a pee bucket in the room.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Goddammit Lira, I made a thread for FART STRIDER so that we could keep all our banter in there but you closed it Now the parent thread is ruined again

Hey, I've just come back from the gym!

Besides, you can all just ignore him. If he floods the thread then, yeah, this would be a bannable offence. But, it seems he's interacting with other users who are hijacking the thread along with him.

Anyway, I've reopened the gates of hell. Let's see what changes.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Why isn't he banned forever already by now?

Why would he be banned for life!? Are we even sure he is who you think he is?

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Originally posted by Lira Are we even sure he is who you think he is?

Yes?

Kind of parent related. Just saw a family we met in the summer on their way to, I assume, the daycare we recommended to them. They're a Japanese family from Brazil, living here while the husband goes to school. The wife was saying how hard it was to find something in the neighbourhood, which they desperately needed since they don't have a car. Nice to see it all worked out, finding good care is tough! And now perhaps we can strike up a friendship with them since our kids will be in daycare together, hehe.

Cool, I think you mentioned them once! Nice to hear you're getting along well

Now, let me tell you something about Brazilian parents (of Japanese descent and otherwise). If you befriend them, and they invite you to their kids' birthday party, you're in luck: they'll probably make some tiny delicious brown diabetes balls we call "brigadeiro" (brigadier).



That's condensed chocolate milk with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate bliss. Give them poutine in return and you'll have friends for life

Oh my God. Wannnnt!

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I've also become aware down the years that a remarkable amount of musical "facts" he came out with were actually complete twaddle. Guy was a big time blagger.

Are you referring to Ishkur?

If so, I've suspected this for a long time. There were certain things he came up with that just seemed completely fucking daft (like how certain genres were associated with or came from others that had no plausible link whatsoever).

I'd love to know what specifics he bullshitted about.

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Originally posted by Lira Cool, I think you mentioned them once! Nice to hear you're getting along well Now, let me tell you something about Brazilian parents (of Japanese descent and otherwise). If you befriend them, and they invite you to their kids' birthday party, you're in luck: they'll probably make some tiny delicious brown diabetes balls we call "brigadeiro" (brigadier). That's condensed chocolate milk with chocolate sprinkles and chocolate bliss. Give them poutine in return and you'll have friends for life

I've barely eaten anything today I WOULD FUCKING DESTROY THESE RIGHT NOW

Y'all want rum balls.

250g dark chocolate
25g butter
1 tablespoon condensed milk
1 tablespoon icing sugar
25g cocoa
2 tablespoons dark rum (add more in Australia)
50g milk chocolate sprinkles
50g dark chocolate sprinkles

Dice the chocolate and melt in a double boiler. Add the remaining ingredients except the sprinkles and mix with a hand mixer.
Using a teaspoon, form small balls (lol).
Mix the milk and dark chocolate sprinkles and roll the balls in them (lol). Let dry.

I fuckin love rum balls. I should make!

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Originally posted by DJ RANN Are you referring to Ishkur? If so, I've suspected this for a long time. There were certain things he came up with that just seemed completely fucking daft (like how certain genres were associated with or came from others that had no plausible link whatsoever). I'd love to know what specifics he bullshitted about.

A couple of examples stand out in my memory, mainly because I am a prog geek and am in a better position to spot bullshit relating to that genre:

First one: He once said on his forum that the reason British progressive house was so popular in the late �90s was because Dave Seaman was editor of Mixmag at the time and used his position to push editorials favouring his Brit prog mates. Except that Seaman was editor of Mixmag from 1988 to 1991, leaving a year before the term �progressive house� was even coined in a Mixmag article by Dom Phillips. So even if he meant the first prog boom (1992-1994), he was still completely wrong. Clearly he just took an overheard fact (Dave Seaman used to edit Mixmag), jumped to a whole bunch of conclusions and then presented it as fact.

Second one: I remember chatting to him on MSN Messenger (this is how far back we�re going) about Northern Exposure, and he starting talking about how it was really smart of Sasha and Diggers to sequence God Within � Raincry next to Rabbit In The Moon � OOBE, because both used the same Tori Amos sample. I was baffled by this, because the two vocals sounded totally different to me, but he was adamant about it, saying �People who are familiar with creative sampling will instantly make the connection between the two� as though that was the intention. I didn�t argue with him, because I assumed he knew more than me and the sample must have been pitched or manipulated in some way. Wasn�t until much later I found out the Raincry vocal comes straight from a Hans Zimmer soundtrack, more or less untouched. Absolutely nothing to do with Tori Amos, not even the same gender!



These are relatively small examples, but they show his propensity to just come out with pure bullshit without the slightest hint of fact-checking. I�ve seen plenty of other examples, on TA and on his own forum, where he�d be prattling on about production techniques on records and people would go �You have absolutely no idea what you�re talking about�. And being Ishkur, all this was delivered in that didactic, lecturing tone, without any suggestion of uncertainty about the details. I've no doubt that if you went through his Guide and strenuously fact-checked it, a huge percentage would have just come from his assumptions and guesses, with no evidence behind it.

I can see jack is still easily trolled into writing books lol

Jack is wound pretty tight

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Y'all want rum balls. 250g dark chocolate 25g butter 1 tablespoon condensed milk 1 tablespoon icing sugar 25g cocoa 2 tablespoons dark rum (add more in Australia) 50g milk chocolate sprinkles 50g dark chocolate sprinkles Dice the chocolate and melt in a double boiler. Add the remaining ingredients except the sprinkles and mix with a hand mixer. Using a teaspoon, form small balls (lol). Mix the milk and dark chocolate sprinkles and roll the balls in them (lol). Let dry.

I heard balls are your thing
(Seriously I want)

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Y'all want rum balls.

I stand corrected. Befriend an Aussie-Caribbean family, Jenny, and get as many rum balls as you can

Not that anyone remembers me here cos I barely contributed. Well maybe I did, just bullshit. But yep: Im in, 2 Kids. Im 45 now, and dude fuck me if I cant hear enough of Fortnite from my 11 Yr Old. I'm like "Fuck, my Dad would have told me he just wanted a blowjob" if I was behind him talking about skins and gliders...eeehh, but I still love the lil bugger and show him how to transition from breakbeats at 130 to 132 to 4x4 house. The 8 yr. old girl is the boss though...oh man. She straight up is gangster! She'll set me up for new toys. Girls are more adaptaded guys. They KNOW what they want! All in all though, Im a Happy Man. Shout out to Weiner,Lira and Jenny BTW, always enjoy your posts!

What up! I remember you. I didn't know you were old as balls until now though.

Old as shitballs!

Worst I have to deal with now is just her playing the wood block. She can almost keep a 4x4 beat.

Okay Jen, I hope your humor improves next year

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