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Posted by ostrich on Aug-08-2012 03:49:

Phillie Phanatic Does Gaga - watch more funny videos

Posted by Fran666 on Aug-10-2012 14:53:

Posted by Fran666 on Aug-14-2012 14:21:

Posted by Spin Laden on Aug-22-2012 12:18:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...628&forumid=25&

plus the banter in that thread is comedy worthy

Posted by Brian Blanc on Aug-25-2012 18:47:

Posted by Brian Blanc on Aug-25-2012 19:00:

XOXO

Posted by Fran666 on Aug-30-2012 23:51:

Posted by Alex on Aug-31-2012 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Fran666

Posted by PivotTechno on Aug-31-2012 12:16:

(works best if told in a Filipino accent, trust)

A pregnant woman gets into an accident and goes into coma. She wakes up 6 months after and the first thing she asked was about her baby. The doctor tells her that she gave birth to twins �a boy and a girl.

The doctor says, "We weren't sure how long you were going to be in a coma so your family had them baptized. Your brother named your children for you."

Mother: Oh no! My brother is such an idiot. What did he call them?!?

Doctor: He named your daughter, "Denise".

Mother: Oh, he wasn't such an idiot after all! What did he name my son?

Doctor : "Denephew".

Posted by ostrich on Aug-31-2012 19:52:

^ hahaha. good one!

Posted by Fran666 on Sep-07-2012 19:38:

hulkadjmania 1 ?

Posted by Fran666 on Sep-08-2012 20:48:

Posted by Fran666 on Sep-08-2012 20:51:

Posted by Spin Laden on Sep-11-2012 20:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Fran666
hulkadjmania 1 ?

lol

Jerry Lawler had a heart attack in Montreal for real, Monday night Raw. Knowing Vince, he'll try to make money off that

source:http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling...0/20186426.html

Posted by Spin Laden on Sep-11-2012 20:25:

not that I think it warrants joke of the day but when I saw Hogan djing... well..

Posted by Spin Laden on Sep-18-2012 12:12:

Electronic dance music superstar Deadmau5 has found love with U.S. TV mechanic Jesse James' ex Kat Von D.

The top DJ has been cooing about his new romance on Twitter.com, posting snapshots of himself with the celebrity tattoo artist and singer.

Confirming his relationship status in a tweet on Sunday, Deadmau5, real name Joel Thomas Zimmerman, wrote, "Yeah, im (in) love... inb4 I find a f**k to give over the Internet implodes over it... (sic) at least I'm happy!"

Von D called off her engagement to James last year, six months after Sandra Bullock's former husband asked her to marry him.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/09/1...ooist-kat-von-d

Posted by devnull on Sep-18-2012 18:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Spin Laden
Electronic dance music superstar Deadmau5 has found love with U.S. TV mechanic Jesse James' ex Kat Von D.

The top DJ has been cooing about his new romance on Twitter.com, posting snapshots of himself with the celebrity tattoo artist and singer.

Confirming his relationship status in a tweet on Sunday, Deadmau5, real name Joel Thomas Zimmerman, wrote, "Yeah, im (in) love... inb4 I find a f**k to give over the Internet implodes over it... (sic) at least I'm happy!"

Von D called off her engagement to James last year, six months after Sandra Bullock's former husband asked her to marry him.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/09/1...ooist-kat-von-d

It�s good to see that Kat is over her failed romance with ick-meister Jesse James. But back to the main point: Here is a selection of appropriate headlines, which should last through the relationship.

Katwoman meets Mau5keteer

� Mau5 chases Kat

� Mau5 catches Kat-scratch fever

� Smitten kitten toys with Mau5

� Mau5 working on hilarious Kat video

Kat Graham, Cat Deeley and Kat Dennings shocked and appalled as fellow Kat takes up with Mau5

� Kat fails to kill Deadmau5. Shunned by other Kats

� Insider claims Mau5 is no tiger in the Kat bed

� Kat caught in Mau5-trap! Is the Meowedding off?

http://www.thestar.com/entertainmen...headlines-begin

Posted by ostrich on Sep-23-2012 02:02:

Think she should open up for SHM

Posted by ghost of taha on Sep-23-2012 02:34:

this is her "real" audition, omg my ears

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Sep-23-2012 14:53:

SHE STRIKES ME AS HAVING AN OVERLY HAIRY PUSSY. WHY AM I YELLING?

Posted by ghost of taha on Sep-23-2012 17:46:

CUZ YOU DON'T WANNA HIT THAT

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Sep-23-2012 17:52:

it's just a little hairy, welleh it's still good.

On average I'm a foot taller than everyone. Shish taouch.

Posted by Fran666 on Sep-23-2012 18:59:

Deux amies qui se parlent:

1: As-tu eu du bon sexe hier ?

2: Non c'�tait un d�sastre. Mon mari est arriv� � la maison, il a mang� son souper en quatres minutes, a mont� sur moi et a fini en trois minutes, s'est retourn� sur le c�t� et est tomb� endormi en 2 minutes. Et toi ?

1: Oh c'�tait incroyable ! Mon mari est arriv� � la maison et m'a sortie pour un souper romantique. Apr�s diner nous avons march�s pendant une heure. De retour � la maison, il a allum� toutes les chandelles dans la maison et nos pr�liminaires ont dur�s 1 heure. Apr�s, nous avons fait l'amour pendant une heure ! Et apr�s, on a jas� pendant une autre heure. C'�tait merveilleux !

Au m�me moment, leurs maris parlent:

1: As-tu eu du bon sexe hier ?

2: Oui ! C'�tait fantastique ! Je suis arriv� et mon souper �tait pr�t. J'ai mang�, puis on a baiser et je me suis endormi. Et toi ?

1: L'enfer ! Je suis arriv� et il n'y avait pas de souper parce qu'on avait pas d'�lectricit� parce que j'ai oubli� de payer la facture. Il a donc fallu que je sorte ma femme pour souper. Le souper a cout� tellement cher que je n'avais pas les moyens de payer le taxi pour le retour. Il a fallu marcher une heure. De retour � la maison toujours pas d'�lectricit�, j'ai du allumer des maudites chandelles dans la maison. J'�tais tellement frustr� que �a m' as pris une heure pour bander et apr�s �a m'a pris une autre heure pour jouir. Finalement, encore choqu� �a m'a pris une heure pour reussir � m'endormir et pendant ce temps l�, ma femme a pas arr�t�e de parler.

Posted by WittyHandle on Sep-24-2012 00:54:

Posted by Spin Laden on Sep-28-2012 16:30:

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