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is that paki humour?
cause it's not funny.
dude, why don't you just date a Paki dude and get your fetish over with? 
haha awsome rap song there
2 tampons are standing on the porch of their house.
their next door neighbor walks by and waves.
which one waves back and says hi?
neither, cuz they're both stuck up twats.
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| Originally posted by ostrich 2 tampons are standing on the porch of their house. their next door neighbor walks by and waves. which one waves back and says hi? neither, cuz they're both stuck up twats. |
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
Also:
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
Three parrots are for sale.They cost �100, �200 and �15.
A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"
The shopkeeper replies, "because it used tolive in a brothel."
The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot.
When she gets home the parrot says,"Fuck me a new brothel!"
The woman laughs. Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "Fuck me new prossies!" The girls laugh.
The husband come home and the parrot says
"Fuck me Keith i haven't seen you for weeks".
thats a good one 
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| Originally posted by Alex What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. |
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| Originally posted by elFreak the c0r needs mods, and this is me saying this...imagine. |
why doesn�t pakistan have a national football team
each time theres a corner they open a dep
how do you sink a paki ship
put it in water
Kids Are Quick
______________________________ ______
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
______________________________ ______
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
______________________________ __ ____________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
______________________________ ____
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
______________________________ _________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
______________________________ ___
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________ ________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
______________________________ _____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
______________________________ ____
Lol...
I luv it Misho!
Liquidity
-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.
-If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.
-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.
However,
-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
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| Originally posted by DJ_Misho Kids Are Quick |
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| Originally posted by DJ_Misho Kids Are Quick ______________________________ ______ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. |
Un jour une famille venant de l'ontario d�m�nage au qu�bec. Arriv�s � la fronti�re qu�b�coise ils d�barquent tous de l'auto et le p�re dit:"Voil� maintenant on est qu�b�cois!" Alors le fils demande:"Si maintenant on est qu�b�cois,avant,qu'est-ce qu'on �taient?"
Le p�re r�pond:"Ontariens" ON 'TAIT RIEN!
lol only works in french
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| Originally posted by Dj Nacht Un jour une famille venant de l'ontario d�m�nage au qu�bec. Arriv�s � la fronti�re qu�b�coise ils d�barquent tous de l'auto et le p�re dit:"Voil� maintenant on est qu�b�cois!" Alors le fils demande:"Si maintenant on est qu�b�cois,avant,qu'est-ce qu'on �taient?" Le p�re r�pond:"Ontariens" ON 'TAIT RIEN! lol only works in french |
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| Originally posted by Nekya Liquidity -If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. -If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. -If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today. However, -If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. |
Montr�al's EDM scene is kinda of joke right now.
I am just saying..
DJ Mag Top 100 DJs 2008
01. Armin van Buuren
02. Ti�sto
03. Paul van Dyk
04. Above & Beyond
05. David Guetta
06. Ferry Corsten
07. Sasha
08. Markus Schulz
09. John Digweed
10. Infected Mushroom
11. Deadmau5
12. Carl Cox
13. Sander van Doorn
14. Paul Oakenfold
15. Richie Hawtin
16. Hernan Cattaneo
17. James Zabiela
18. Andy Moor
19. Eddie Halliwell
20. Axwell
21. Eric Prydz
22. Kyau & Albert
23. Gareth Emery
24. Sven V�th
25. ATB
26. Anderson Noise
27. Joachim Garraud
28. Bobina
29. Fedde le Grand
30. Dubfire
31. Aly & Fila
32. Judge Jules
33. Umek
34. Matt Darey
35. Ricky Stone
36. Ricardo Villalobos
37. Lange
38. Daft Punk
39. Benny Benassi
40. Bob Sinclair
41. Deep Dish
42. Mark Knight
43. Astrix
44. Marco V
45. The Thrillseekers
46. Laidback Luke
47. Danny Tenaglia
48. Menno de Jong
49. Marco Lenzi
50. Andy C
51. Offer Nissim
52. Martin Solveig
53. Adam Sheridan
54. Sean Tyas
55. DJ Feel
56. Yahel
57. Roger Sanchez
58. DJ Shah
59. Sander Kleinenberg
60. John O�Callaghan
61. Blank & Jones
62. Cosmic Gate
63. Steve Angello
64. Simon Patterson
65. Gabriel & Dresden
66. Richard Durand
67. Laurent Wolf
68. Matt Hardwick
69. Chris Liebing
70. Erick Morillo
71. DJ Hype
72. Signum
73. Justice
74. Dirty South
75. Wally Lopez
76. Magda
77. Lisa Lashes
78. Pete Tong
79. DJ Vibe
80. Bad Boy Bill
81. Tiddey
82. Greg Downey
83. Marcel Woods
84. Nick Warren
85. Solar System
86. Skazi
87. Mike Koglin
88. Mauro Picotto
89. S�bastien L�ger
90. The Chemical Brothers
91. Steve Lawler
92. Fatboy Slim
93. Solarstone
94. Astral Projection
95. Leon Bolier
96. Nic Fanciulli
97. Ronski Speed
98. Tocadisco
99. Booka Shade
100. Alex M.O.R.P.H. & Woody van Eyden
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