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Steve Lawler at 94 
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| Originally posted by Alex What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face  |
I forgot that I posted that here, hahahahaha. I'm a fag.
this top 100 is bogus....Magda 76, fuckin trance DJs all over the top again and again !!!1
TRANCE MAKE ME WANNA PUKE !
also, what a laugh it was for me to actually see Astral Projection is still in that list... LMAO .... feels we're going backward now
I posted the list in the joke thread for a reason
doh ! got filled with hate and it was either TA or hitting my girlfriend with a baguette
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| Originally posted by Paulr this top 100 is bogus....Magda 76, fuckin trance DJs all over the top again and again !!!1 TRANCE MAKE ME WANNA PUKE !also, what a laugh it was for me to actually see Astral Projection is still in that list... LMAO .... feels we're going backward now |
did you?
hahahaha go BUSH!!
U Know yer a redneck when......
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
5. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
6. Your junior prom offered day care.
7. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
8. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
9. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
10. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
11. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
12. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
no 11
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| And the situation with Sensation Montreal was clearly explained and re-explained, and even though the event was moved to a new location, it turned out to be a very hot party where everyone had a blast, read the comments. |
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| Originally posted by *dances* 13. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk |
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| Originally posted by Allied Nations so full of win! |
Michael Jackson was seen shopping at Wal-Mart this week. Why?
'cause boys pants were half off.
Q: What's Bin Laden's favourite NFL team?
A: New York Jets
14. You go to afterhours in MTL and say it's really good!!
A Vicar books into a really posh hotel and says to the clerk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"
She replies
"No Sir it is regular porn.... You Sick Bastard"
what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm
...
laugh and reload
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| Originally posted by fullhouse what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm ... laugh and reload |
what do you call a fat chink?
a chunk.
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| Originally posted by Spin Laden TALIBANNED! |
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| Originally posted by fullhouse what do you do when u see a paki in your backyard with one arm ... laugh and reload |
my mom's dead man
what the fuck
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| Originally posted by fayraree ur mom's gonna get raped. |
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