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In 20 years I'll be around your age. And you said that you had a "major release in your lower thoracic vertebrae" and then in your blog said the issue was with your Lumbar vertebrae.

But yeah, post more pictures of you doing stupid yoga poses that people totally care about oh enlightened one.

lol @ your comment about my body failing. Do you think you have to do yoga in order for your body to remain healthy. Who's self-righteous now?

THE YOGA AND I MET ONE ANOTHER

Yoga strengthens your body in ways that regular exercise cannot. It can be physical therapy of sorts. You don't have to believe in chakras or other spiritual bullshit to do yoga.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 In 20 years I'll be around your age. And you said that you had a "major release in your lower thoracic vertebrae" and then in your blog said the issue was with your Lumbar vertebrae. But yeah, post more pictures of you doing stupid yoga poses that people totally care about oh enlightened one.

Yeah, because people browsing the picture thread would much rather read your playground-grade, pedantic observations on a whole lotta nothing.

The lumbar issues went a away a long time ago. The thoracic release came recently. Clear now?

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Yoga (Sanskrit: योग is a commonly known generic term for the physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which originated in ancient India with a view to attain a state of permanent peace.

It's even an actual part of the Hindu religion.

It's more stretching than anything else. I wouldn't call doing yoga a "workout" at all, and I've done it plenty of times with my fiance.

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Originally posted by PivotTechno Yeah, because people browsing the picture thread would much rather read your playground-grade, pedantic observations on a whole lotta nothing. The lumbar issues went a away a long time ago. The thoracic release came recently. Clear now?

Really?? You mean THE YOGA didn't fix everything that's wrong with you??? Also, what you're saying is in stark contrast to how you compared FINALLY being able to execute that pose, with how "it was cleared up years ago." Apparently being a YOGA MASTER makes you full of shit too.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 It's more stretching than anything else. I wouldn't call doing yoga a "workout" at all, and I've done it plenty of times with my fiance.

Then you're doing it wrong. Yes, there is a lot of stretching, but if you hold some of the poses properly, you'll be in a full sweat and sore/tired afterwards. Try the P90X yoga, it's actually really hard.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Then you're doing it wrong. Yes, there is a lot of stretching, but if you hold some of the poses properly, you'll be in a full sweat and sore/tired afterwards. Try the P90X yoga, it's actually really hard.

Well that's meant to be a workout; it's P90x afterall. Traditional yoga is more aimed at spiritual exercise than physical.

It's supposed to be both, really. Yin/yang, mind+body type thing. When I do yoga, I just try to focus on repairing and strengthening some of the ailments in my body, like my knees. Take it slow. Nice, easy stretching with some poses in the routine, and you'll feel like a million bucks.

You can go "ohmmm" if you'd like, but I don't have time for that bullshit

Admit it, you just masturbate in child's pose until your knees stop hurting.

Damn, that'd be pretty hard to do.


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*puts on to-do list*

I prefer one handed downward dog.

Great, then both of my wrists would hurt

Good lord srussells, you suck.

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Originally posted by PivotTechno *Finally* able to get into the full version of this pose - major release in the lower thoracic vertebrae...

I can do this, too.

Once.

(Still really cool, congratulations)

Fuck enydo you are so cool, teach me please.

There is no teaching you anything. You are lost, my son.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 Really?? You mean THE YOGA didn't fix everything that's wrong with you???

You're still posting, so I guess that would be correct.

@ Hal, thanks!

So impressive.

I'm more interested in how you get out of that position than into it.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I'm more interested in how you get out of that position than into it.

I believe you lift one hand, turn around, lose your balance, and kiss the ground. I believe that yoga position is called "Show Earth Some Love".

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Originally posted by srussell0018

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I'm more interested in how you get out of that position than into it.

In her case, she'd walk her feet back to a tabletop position, bend the elbows to lower the top of the head to the ground, then tilt her head forward and gradually roll back down to the mat from the neck to the sacrum.

Bitch is all sacrum.

How much pussy have you raked in through your years of yoga? Don't be shy, we're all friends here.

Well, considering I've been married for half that time...and nabbing her had nothing to do with yoga - she fell for me when I posed that age-old query, "What's brown and sticky?"

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