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Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-10-2006 15:18:

Chuck Norris is 69 today

Happy birthday, lol!

Posted by CAKE on Mar-10-2006 15:24:

My freind honestly had the balls to say "why would anyone throw in a spin to a kick" i honestly ducked cuz i thought chuck norris is gonna smite him and round house kick him dead on the spot ... ture story ..... Happy bday Chuck!

Posted by RapidFire on Mar-10-2006 15:29:

he may have turned 66 in human years..

but hes only 6 in Chuck Norris years!

Posted by evil_cookie on Mar-10-2006 15:32:

jack bauer > chuck norris

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Mar-10-2006 15:55:

quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
jack bauer > chuck norris

Chuck eats people like Bauer for breakfast.

And of course Vin Diesel deposits Chuck Norris into the toilet bowl every morning.

Posted by vickyvale on Mar-10-2006 16:21:

quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
jack bauer > chuck norris

Michael Schofield > Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-10-2006 18:13:

quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
he may have turned 66 in human years..

but hes only 6 in Chuck Norris years!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I Love it!!! Chuck Noris jokes are the FUCKING BEST!!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
And of course Vin Diesel deposits Chuck Norris into the toilet bowl every morning.

Posted by Pett on Mar-10-2006 19:58:

most people get wet.......

water gets chuck norris

Posted by nusty on Mar-10-2006 20:39:

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, AID, heart problems and any other illness you can think of... too bad he has never cried.

he can also divide by zero.

Posted by E2EK1EL on Mar-10-2006 20:51:

Chuck Norris is a NIGx2A!!!

Posted by loconet on Mar-10-2006 20:59:

Chuck norris himself reading his favorite Chuck Norris Facts.. lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g&search=chuck

Posted by Brutal on Mar-10-2006 21:52:

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Porky on Mar-10-2006 22:10:

some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears SWAMPER pajamas!

swamper > chuckNorris > superman

Posted by DMUZIK on Mar-10-2006 22:23:

LEGEND!!!!

happy bday to chuck! I wonder how he would celebrate a bday?

Posted by richard raiban on Mar-10-2006 22:26:

Re: Chuck Norris is 66 today

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

Happy birthday, lol!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

GAWD I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-10-2006 22:47:

yay!

Posted by arek on Mar-11-2006 02:01:

chuck is god

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-11-2006 02:12:

quote:
Originally posted by nusty
he can also divide by zero.

HELLZ YEA he can!

Posted by nusty on Mar-11-2006 02:17:

I wish I could divide by zero.

ps I love who ever put the walker texas ranger song in the background of this thread.

Posted by nusty on Mar-11-2006 02:49:

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-11-2006 11:23:

quote:
Originally posted by nusty

LOOOL

Posted by Pett on Mar-11-2006 19:44:

as if your still post whoring at 6 in the morning .....fuck jamie
get yer ass off the comp and down to toronto tonite

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-11-2006 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Pettiscool
as if your still post whoring at 6 in the morning .....fuck jamie
get yer ass off the comp and down to toronto tonite

Dont worry Petty, MY ASS IS THERE!

And I had JUST GOTTEN HOME at 530... that's why I was still up! LOL... WICKED ass psy trance party I found at Blue Mountain... such a wicked cottage ppl... saw some of the craziest blacklight artwork I've seen in 4 years!

Jem

Posted by Porky on Mar-12-2006 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
at Blue Mountain...

were u ... plowing?

Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-10-2009 15:17:

Chuck is 69 today. Happy Birthday Chuck.

Chuck Norris dosn't blow out his birthday candles.
The fire flees out of fear.

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