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Posted by narcism on Jun-11-2009 07:00:

pew pew

Imagine if your scissors were equipped with a space age guidance system. Ok, stop imagining that. Now imagine a space age laser guidance device flanked by SHARP, MENACING BLADES. Well I'm here to tell you that these two worlds have finally collided. LASER SCISSORS: The future is NOW!

http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/sma...roducts_id=1045

Testimonials:
"Finally I can cut my gingham in straight lines." - Doris, NSW

"What the fuck, scissors with lasers! Cancel my appointments for the day, Janice." - Kevin, ACT

"I cut the stepkids out of my will and didn't leave a single jagged sliver behind. Owned." - Andrew, VIC

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-11-2009 07:02:

lol

Posted by kadomony on Jun-11-2009 07:54:

Re: pew pew

quote:
Originally posted by narcism
"I cut the stepkids out of my will and didn't leave a single jagged sliver behind. Owned." - Andrew, VIC

Posted by aquila on Jun-11-2009 12:43:

had these been for sale on zazz these testimonials would have been real!

Posted by Frenchie on Jun-11-2009 14:56:

Yes! Let's all bring out scissors to the club and stab people with lazers. Oh...

Posted by bamski on Jun-11-2009 14:59:

hahaha. more testimonials please!