Throwing a block of cheese at a producer/dj while performing...Favorite Oscillator?

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Posted by DjStephenWiley on Nov-26-2009 08:49:

Throwing a block of cheese at a producer/dj while performing...Favorite Oscillator?

Surprised this has never happened before. I was very close to doing this to Tiesto around 4 years ago. Would have been easier then as now everybody "DJ's" on a computer which provides a small shield. Precision is key.

Who would you throw your block of cheese at? (They don't have to play cheesy music, you can hate them ala Deadmau5)

I would take mine, compound it into the hardest ball i could, and throw a fast ball directly to the head of AVB.

And just so this is a production related post, what are your favorite oscillators? (which synth can they be found?)

Posted by Ry Thomas on Nov-26-2009 09:04:

i wouldnt throw anything at anyone as i believe in karma

Posted by Waza on Nov-26-2009 09:14:

^^^indeeed, if you don't like what they play don't go and see them!!!

Posted by kadomony on Nov-26-2009 09:35:

i'd toss it in the air and let it hit me in the head so all the dj sites would report "DJ HITS SELF WITH CHEESE, PROCEEDS TO DJ LIKE A MAD CUNT"

would be swell, imo.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Nov-26-2009 09:48:

Sometimes it's better to think twice before clicking the "New Thread"-button.

Posted by Bren-F on Nov-26-2009 10:10:

Is the launching of dairy products at DJ's now a popular production technique?
Boy, did that boat leave the harbour without me or what...?

Posted by Pjotr G on Nov-26-2009 10:16:

Oscillators found on Moog synths appear to sound nice with no additional processing.

Posted by Subtle on Nov-26-2009 10:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Pjotr G
Oscillators found on Moog synths appear to sound nice with no additional processing.
+1

Posted by Beatflux on Nov-26-2009 11:01:

Start a fucking blog already.

Posted by Zak McKracken on Nov-26-2009 12:02:

I dont understand what the hell you talk about in your first 4,5 lines but i understood this: "what are your favorite oscillators?" and my answer is saw. whats your point? doing what to tiesto? djeing cheeze? precision? computer sheild? wtf man are u talking about.

Posted by RichieV on Nov-26-2009 13:55:

start a blog for the love of god. It is like you get high every night and post some nonsense thread way too often.

Posted by Sonic_c on Nov-26-2009 19:54:

These osc's are cheesy? does that help? what are we doing here?

Posted by Existo22 on Nov-26-2009 20:49:

Posted by Crash on Nov-26-2009 20:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Sometimes it's better to think twice before clicking the "New Thread"-button.

+1

Posted by Kysora on Nov-26-2009 22:01:

For some reason I was expecting a news post to "DJ Tiesto hit by block of cheese thrown by irate fan" or something, this was disappointing.

Posted by Zak McKracken on Nov-26-2009 22:53:

low frequency oscillator

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Nov-27-2009 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by palm
low frequency oscillator

High frequency oscillator!

Posted by owien on Nov-27-2009 02:29:

haha classic case of steeve falling asleep again with his laptop and making random posts

Posted by Omega_Blue on Nov-27-2009 04:11:

more importantly, what *type* of cheese would you throw? personally, i'm partial to a nice, solid, sharp cheddar.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Nov-27-2009 04:25:

I don't like cheddar very much, so I would probably throw that. Why throw good cheese away?

Posted by DJ Robby Rox on Nov-27-2009 04:38:

I would eat the cheese..

..poop it out and THEN throw it, drr

Posted by mfitterer1 on Nov-27-2009 05:35:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox
I would eat the cheese..

..poop it out and THEN throw it, drr

You lose. At life.

And why the fuck would anyone watch a tutorial made by you about rolling basslines when just a month or so ago you admittedly couldn't even make one you liked?

Posted by MSZ on Nov-27-2009 05:50:

5yearold cheddar is great screw u guys > <

Posted by MSZ on Nov-27-2009 05:54:

robby pay me some money ill teach you how to roll a bassline, then you can make a tut

Posted by DJ Robby Rox on Nov-27-2009 07:08:

quote:
Originally posted by mfitterer1
You lose. At life.

And why the fuck would anyone watch a tutorial made by you about rolling basslines when just a month or so ago you admittedly couldn't even make one you liked?

You lose at having a brain you dumb retarded fvck

And how about this? Those threads were the result of a relatively long process where I focused on NOTHING in my production but rolling baselines. And BECAUSE of that, I now have A LOT of useful information to share about basslines. A lot of shit besides the fundamental sidechain/cut under 150hz crap you see everywhere.

THATS WHY you clown. And who the fvck cares what I know? If I make a tutorial, and it helps people, its job was accomplished. There will always be people under me, under you, under anyone with no experience who can learn from amateurs like me. So please, take a rope and hang yourself. Your overly judgemental, narcissitic remarks only serve at making you look like the closeminded deushbag. Not me.

Anymore questions?

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