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Jon the dentist female pseudonym DJ mix?
Does anyone recall the thread where Jon The Dentist posted a DJ mix as a fake female to prove some mad point?
Yes I do. I accidentally started that enormous ego meltdown by not realising he was THE Jon The Dentist. Back in the day it wasn't uncommon for random people to use artist names as their TA username.
The useless wanker turned up on my Facebook feed recently for some reason. He's not given up just yet.
Swamper, please turn the search back on, for fuck's sake. You've got 20 years of trance history and hilarity sat on your server and nobody can find any of it. I can't even search my own post history anymore.
Can't remember what year it was but all I remember him saying was that a TA user was not on his level (just paraphrasing)
Well, I just did a Google search for "Jon the Dentist tranceaddict" and this came up:
https://tranceaddict.com/forums/sho...=1#.YtVogHbMLb0
It's not as efficient as search enabled within the site I'm sure, but it prob wouldn't require THAT much effort to find what you're looking for. 
Also man, wtf happened to Eddie Zilker? Lol some great posts by him.
"I can hear his fingers squeezing the fuck out of the spindle to keep a transition in line. What sounds like vain attempts at scratching herald a near collapse of rhythmic structure as he weasels his way out of a pending train-wreck with an almost panicked reflex. The subsequent transition is rushed. I can hear the wheels turning, Shit! He's sweating after he fucked up the drop trying to show off for a Spanish chick eying the decks. Should not have tried that. He shakes his head, looks over at the next record. FADER SLAM!
"FUCK!" He thinks he might have said that part, aloud. He's not sure. What's real? He looks up. The Spanish girl is gone. Fucking hot and he should have had the easy lay. He's tapped on the shoulder. "WHAT!" He shouts, feigning that it's too loud. Really, he's fucking pissed. Paying too much attention to turning down the bass on one channel while neglecting the on-coming train, which is faintly playing in the back-ground.
"Time's up, mate." He looks up. The floor's halved what it used to be. ******s want trance, huh? It's only fifteen minutes into his set and the bloke who poked him in the shoulder seems to have disappeared. The crowd's not buying the fader slips during the break on the miraculously appearing "Searching for the Answers".
Some dance, pathetically, and the tune is just as anemic. Another awkward transition out. A huge lumbering oaf with crates comes into view, along with the poker, returning to the booth. "TWO MORE!", the poker shouts at him, pointing to his watch. More fader slams, fader slips, and poor reveals infest the set and, the last thing he needs - a song with a fucking break in it. Just gate the fader.
This isn't working, Jon thinks to himself. "How's it sound?" Jon asked the poking bloke. The poker looks at him as though he's crazy. He couldn't have just asked that. Jon repeats himself. Jon is crazy and the poker guy, who Jon was told the name of right before he forgot it, just wants to stop the bleeding on the dance floor.
"It was great, fucking awesome but the head-liner's early." Thank God, the poker bloke thinks. The last minute, we got someone to come in early. Jon's not paying attention. Out of record, he starts the last transition, too soon. It's almost out of record, but it could have gotten really nasty.
Headliner? Jon thinks to himself, sullenly putting his records back into their crate and buckling things up. I thought I was the fucking headliner.
Almost all All Hard House. Only 30 Minutes. All fucked up."
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| Originally posted by Silky Johnson Well, I just did a Google search for "Jon the Dentist tranceaddict" and this came up: https://tranceaddict.com/forums/sho...=1#.YtVogHbMLb0 It's not as efficient as search enabled within the site I'm sure, but it prob wouldn't require THAT much effort to find what you're looking for. |
Lol yes I get it. 
Re: Jon the dentist female pseudonym DJ mix?
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| Originally posted by jonthedentist I had a listen and I thought it was terrific because it was fun - reminded me of the upstairs room at trade or heaven ( not that any of these guys would know those places!) I wouldn't worry about all the technical mumbo jumbo you read, when you're in a club and spinning out you'll find your demeanour behind the decks willcarry a lot of weight - believe me if anyone comes up to you moaning about "transitions" in a club then they are pretty sad and don't realise why they should be going out - TO HAVE FUN! Of course if any of this lot actually span out anywhere they'd know that! Keep it up Lucy you have a future! X |
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| Originally posted by lucy_kitten wow - the jtd omg - my brother knows you (You djd with him in Canada) I'll pm you. thanks everyone for your comments and cheers jon i think djing should be fun and theyre the djs i like to club to. I doubt anyone ever didn't dance or left one of your sets from what my brother was always saying. |
BAHAHAHA what a sad twat.
He really was quite pathetic, to be honest.
Jon the fucking Dentist, lol. I have a bunch of PMs from him having a big moan about everyone getting stuck into him in DJ Promo, and threatening legal action when a few people started fucking with his Wiki page. Good times 
I like to think that, somewhere up in Lincolnshire, he has a dental clinic where he sees patients as "Jon the DJ". Strobes next to lollipops for kids, "Global Phases" being played on repeat all day long in case the anaesthesics don't kick in right away.
So, as his patients' mouths are wide open, knocked unconscious by the nitrous oxide and unable to reply with all the dentistry paraphernalia reaching for their uvulas anyway, Jon tells them he used to be a superstar DJ in North America. You know, as his Spotify artist page with 2000 monthly listeners claims he was.
Then, the last patient of the day finally replies "HUWHUHUWHUWH" and he's like, "Yeah, it was truly great, I showed those prog house DJs how it's done, I really played the hardcore elements of trance. Nina, please help him out, the oral sedation is wearing off!", and so the day goes.
He actually lives in Pembrokeshire, which is possibly the only place in the UK with even less nightlife than Lincolnshire. Hasn't stopped him trying to start his own clubnight called Tesseract though.
Understandable. If I were him, by now I'd have hidden in Wales too
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Yes I do. I accidentally started that enormous ego meltdown by not realising he was THE Jon The Dentist. Back in the day it wasn't uncommon for random people to use artist names as their TA username. The useless wanker turned up on my Facebook feed recently for some reason. He's not given up just yet. |
I think you're confusing him with another John.
https://drive.google.com/drive/fold...lyodnN3t_FftbEj
When I die, if I happen to go to heaven, unlikely though it is, I hope that, just as I greet Saint Peter and strut my way in, I see some reserved parking spaces for the noblest people whose contributions worked for the betterment of society: Tim Berner-Lee, for inventing the internet; Guglielmo Marconi, for inventing the radio; Aloep, for keeping this much of internet history for posterity.
All hail the power of the internet!!
joan the dentist
LISA NEEDS BRACES
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| Originally posted by aloep https://drive.google.com/drive/fold...lyodnN3t_FftbEj |
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| Originally posted by aloep https://drive.google.com/drive/fold...lyodnN3t_FftbEj |
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Yes I do. I accidentally started that enormous ego meltdown by not realising he was THE Jon The Dentist. Back in the day it wasn't uncommon for random people to use artist names as their TA username. The useless wanker turned up on my Facebook feed recently for some reason. He's not given up just yet. |
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