It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.........12 Calories
Without her consent.....187 Calories

REMOVING HER BRA:
With both hands..........8 Calories
With one hand...........12 Calories
With your teeth.........85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection........ 6 Calories
Without an erection....315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..............12 Calories!
69 lying down...........78 Calories
69 standing up.........112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............216 Calories
Doggy Style............326 Calories
Italian chandelier.....912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real...................112 Calories
False..................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately............816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.........36 Calories
30-39 years............ 80 Calories
40-49 years........... 124 Calories
50-59 years........... 972 Calories
60-69 years...........2916 Calories
70 and over.. Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................32 Calories
In a hurry............ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ............1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...............3521 Calories


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what da hell is an Italian chandelier????