Life will never be the same after you hear this mystical cosmic revelation. Prepare to be in awe of the megareal truth.

I've asked around and something suss has happened. Almost no one at the psytrance club I was at can remember the 70s. Oh sure it was a young crowd that night but maximum yolo. After all these memory deficits there can be only one conclusion.

The 70s was all fake! It clearly is just a constructed imitation of a decaed and not even a good one at that. It's entire purpose is basically that it's a prequel made to make later eras look better. Just look at how cool the 80s was. Checkmate incels.

And what is with disco!? People think it was just dancey super synthesizer music but what they don't realise is that any synthesizer allegedly made in the 70s is actually possesed by hell on earth alien secret signal sounds using cheat codes to cause confusion and conformity amongst humans. Unlock the keys to mystical intelligence by yeeting disco alien torture music off a cliff! Their records are just as false and corrupted as the rest of the 70s! Unlock the cheat codes to the inner light people!

I have turned the pages of history with my particularly slimey tentacle. I just smoked a massive line of ketamine and have transcendeed this realm. The aliens won't let us know the truth! Their base in Atlantis is causing all the world's problems.

You may ask how I escaped Atlantis but the truth is I didn't. Alien zombie vampires took my highly intelligent brain and replaced it. But hahahaha I uploaded my brain to my computer and replaced the memories in my new brain with the truth. This is the future. Only through Atlantic level growth can we open the cosmical doors to the future. Wake up in 6D sheeple!

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