ha ha...................yeah rite

I can read it but it makes no sense to me .

translation?

you gotta know the style of russian folk tales to really get the humor, otherwise it's just not funny and not worth translating.

someone should translate it anyways

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Orbax At that point you kind of crossed the rubicon and you might as well lay siege to Rome

Heck, understanding just half of the language is often annoying

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1st one: Del Piero: Zidane, Zidane, what do you have this bad skull for? Zidane: So I can deliberately strike you in the chest, 2nd one: Referee: Why are you , Cristiano? Cristiano: Penalty, Penalty, Penalty!

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Originally posted by Lira Heck, understanding just half of the language is often annoying

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i had a laugh

The first one is titled "Red Card" (similar to "Red Hat", eluding to the Charle Perro (sp?) Little Red Riding Hood). Captions are along the lines of LRRH asking Big Bad Wolf "My Big Wolf, why do you have such big teeth?" - "To eat you"

Here, it says:
- "Zidane, why do you need such a bald skull?"
- "To deliberatly hit you in the chest, you shit stain"

and second one is based on the tale about Golden Fish (that grants you 3 wishes if you let it go) and is titled Fairytale about Christiano and Fish. Long story short, old man catches the fish, it asks him to let her go, in return he gets 3 wishes. So the dude asks for nothing, goes home, his wife screams at him and tells him to get the wishes. So, he goes to the sea and calls the fish. It comes asking, "What do you want, old man?" - and he tells her.

So, here:
The ref is asking "What is it that you want Christiano?"
Christiano: "Penalty! Penalty! Penalty!"

hope that explains it... whefff!!!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR. The first one is titled "Red Card" (similar to "Red Hat", eluding to the Charle Perro (sp?) Little Red Riding Hood). Captions are along the lines of LRRH asking Big Bad Wolf "My Big Wolf, why do you have such big teeth?" - "To eat you" Here, it says: - "Zidane, why do you need such a bald skull?" - "To deliberatly hit you in the chest, you shit stain" and second one is based on the tale about Golden Fish (that grants you 3 wishes if you let it go) and is titled Fairytale about Christiano and Fish. Long story short, old man catches the fish, it asks him to let her go, in return he gets 3 wishes. So the dude asks for nothing, goes home, his wife screams at him and tells him to get the wishes. So, he goes to the sea and calls the fish. It comes asking, "What do you want, old man?" - and he tells her. So, here: The ref is asking "What is it that you want Christiano?" Christiano: "Penalty! Penalty! Penalty!" hope that explains it... whefff!!!

well done. good thing someone else has time to do this.

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Originally posted by Aristronica well done. good thing someone else has time to do this.

blyat, tvoi avatar prosto pizdes... rulit!

another linky for our russian (America-dwelling) members:

//off-topic
http://www.otbdolls.com/main.htm
//end off-topic

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 blyat, tvoi avatar prosto pizdes... rulit! another linky for our russian (America-dwelling) members: //off-topic http://www.otbdolls.com/main.htm //end off-topic

lol, da, on menya tozhe razrivaet