📝 THREAD TITLE:
�OFFICIAL REVIEW: Ti�sto @ Guv � March 12, 2005�
Posted by: Swamper
📅 March 13th, 2005 � 11:28 AM
🗂 Forum: TranceAddict > Canada > Toronto & Southern Ontario

🧑‍💻 Swamper (OP)
Alright kids.

Another night, another legend. Ti�sto was in the building, and I have the ringing ears to prove it.

Post your reviews, pics, setlist stabs, and hilarious regrets. Mods are watching � behave.

🧍‍♀️ FunkyCrew
Legit thought I was gonna cry during �Adagio� and then someone spilled vodka cranberry on my boots 😭

Crowd was INSANE � but I found like 6 of you by the front-right stack just like we said!

Vivid Boy screamed �Ti�sto!� into my ear and it still hasn�t recovered.

✨ Fave moment: �Love Comes Again� with the confetti drop. I ascended.

🧛 Vivid Boy
Facts: I was shirtless by 2:03am

Security told me to chill. I told them I am the chill.

Tried to make out with a girl by the speaker stack � turns out it was Cribby in a scarf. My bad.

8.5/10. Would sweat again.

PS: Tijs looked like he hadn�t slept in 3 days but still played �Flight 643� like it was 2001. Respect.

🧙‍♀️ StereoPrincess
I ditched the wedding at 12:40.

Arrived at Guv in heels and a mildly judgmental cousin�s fur coat.

Got to the front just as �Lethal Industry� dropped and it was worth every ounce of drama.

Saw Swamper filming. Swear to god if I�m in that video mouthing the lyrics�

🎧 HIGHA_LEVEL
🔊 MASSIVE NIGHT

HIGHA LEVEL ARRIVED AT 12:15 � BASSLINE HIT DIFFERENT

Crowd ROARING. ENERGY UNMATCHED.

🔥 DEEP VIBRATIONS ON �UR�

💡 STAY TUNED FOR HIGHA LEVEL�S UPCOMING REBUTTAL SET:
�Ti�sto Played. Now Watch This.�

DOWNTOWN. FREE ENTRY. NO IMPORTED TRACKS.

🧑‍🦲 Abercrombie
Left my scotch at home. Brought earplugs.

Sound was muddy early on, but cleaned up around 1:30.

Highlight: random guy next to me absolutely losing his mind when �Traffic� hit � looked like he was seeing god.

Overall: 7.5/10. Crowd too aggressive. Lights amazing. Tijs phoned in the first 30 but recovered.

💥 Cribby
That wasn�t a scarf. That was a full-on feather boa.

Also Vivid, you definitely tried to kiss me and I definitely let you because the drop was peaking.

Ti�sto had me twirling like I was in Moulin Rouge.

10/10 would do again. But only with sequins.

🧑‍⚖️ rabbitjoker
Arrived at 1:12. Departed 4:57. Mission success.

Notable tracks:

�Nyana�

�Forever Today�

�Adagio� (obviously)

�Walking on Clouds�

Security was shockingly professional. One guy even complimented my watch.

Lost zero items. Regret nothing.

📸 Swamper (Later Reply)
✔ Uploaded the first 60 pics: [Gallery Link � �Tiesto @ Guv 2005�]

StereoPrincess in a fur coat: ✅

Vivid mid-shirt removal: ✅

Cribby twirling: ✅

More to come.

Also: stop tagging your friends in the photos with the glowsticks. We see you.

🧍 djsketchbag
Was tripping so hard during �Forever Today� I thought the ceiling melted.

Someone handed me a bracelet that said �Faith.�

Still wearing it.

🧍‍♀️ MissK
Didn�t even make it to the pre but somehow ended up front row?

I think I hugged like... 12 different people during �In the Dark.�

RIP to my heels. Hello, blister gods.

🪩 E2EK1EL
Good crowd. Good vibe. Slightly chaotic.

You know the drill:

Roll deep

Respect the booth

Hydrate

Don�t be that guy

Shout to all the real ones who stayed till the end. Love this city.

💬 Thread Reaches 12 Pages
By Page 4: Vivid posts a poem about Ti�sto.

By Page 6: Someone flames the set for being "too mainstream."

By Page 9: Rabbitjoker drops a �10 Commandments of Guv Survival.�

By Page 11: Debate breaks out about whether "Adagio" is overrated.

🎤 Final Post (3 Days Later)
🧑‍💻 Swamper
Locking thread. Y�all are getting weird.

See you at Sasha next month.

Here�s a fully simulated classic TOTA drama thread � chaotic, ambiguous, addictive.
This one taps into club night fallout, passive-aggressive shade, and the legendary �Was that post about me?� energy that fueled dozens of PMs and forum bans.

💣 THREAD TITLE:
�Some of Y�all Really Showed Your True Colours Last Night @ Footwork��
Posted by: anonymoushousehead
📅 May 15, 2007 � 11:02 AM
🗂 Forum: TranceAddict > Toronto & Southern Ontario

🧍 anonymoushousehead (OP)
Not gonna name names.

But it�s always the same few clowns who get sloppy, start drama, and then play innocent the next day.

If you can�t handle your substances, don�t touch them. If you can�t keep it together around your ex, don�t show up with a new one.

And maybe�just maybe�stop flirting with someone else�s girl when the DJ drops �Not Going Home.�

Some of y�all forgot this scene is supposed to be about the music.

Clean it up.

🧛 Vivid Boy
LMAO

If you�re gonna subtweet me, just @ me like a man.

I danced, I drank, I complimented someone�s outfit. If your ego got bruised during a vocal house track, that�s between you and your therapist.

🧍‍♀️ FunkyCrew
Ooof. This smells like drama in the coat check line.

Can confirm: multiple people were messy last night.

One girl tried to tip the bartender with a glowstick. Another screamed �he�s not even my boyfriend!� during �La Mezcla.�

Zero chill in the air. 10/10 night tho.

🧠 Cribby
Let�s not pretend the dancefloor is church, babes.

Drama happens when you mix hormones, strobe lights, and deep house.

That said�whoever took their shirt off and tried to freestyle rap over S�bastien L�ger� seek help.

🧑‍⚖️ rabbitjoker
👀

I was at Footwork until 3:45.

Saw no fights, but lots of side-eyes.

Someone def hugged the wrong person a little too long.

Also: please remember the DJ can see you. We ALL saw it.

🧑‍🦲 Abercrombie
This feels like that infamous night at Comfort Zone when 3 couples broke up before 8am.

Footwork has that energy now? Yikes.

🧍 DJ Ampz
I showed up at midnight, played my set, and dipped.

No drama in the booth. Just tunes.

I saw Vivid shirtless again. That�s either a crime or performance art.

💥 HIGHA_LEVEL
🤡

THIS IS WHY I PLAY SOLO SETS IN UNDISCLOSED BASEMENTS.

NO DRAMA. JUST BASS.

ALL ARE WELCOME.

UNLESS YOU�RE ON �TEAM FLIRT.� THEN STAY HOME.

🧍‍♀️ MissK
Just catching up.

Someone 100% cried in the smoking alley.

And whoever ordered the espresso martini during Joel Mull�s closing track�you are a menace to BPMs everywhere.

🧍 unknownlurker89
Is this about me?

🔥 Page 6 Highlights:
Vivid Boy challenges someone to a dance-off �for scene redemption.�

Cribby posts a meme that crashes the thread.

Swamper threatens to lock it �if people keep DMing me like it�s Degrassi.�

Someone admits they made out with their ex and their ex�s roommate �by accident.�

🧑‍💻 Swamper (Final Post)
🔒 Thread locked.

Take your beef to PMs or the dancefloor.

Reminder: it�s just clubbing. Not Game of Thrones.

🎭 Epilogue:
This thread becomes TOTA legend. Referenced for months. One couple never recovers.
Someone makes merch:

�Some of y�all showed your true colours last night @ Footwork� � T-shirt
Sold at the next TA BBQ.

🧵 [PHOTO THREAD] Official Party Pics � Decadence @ Guv � NYE 2007
📸 Posted by: Shaya007

Happy New Year TOTA Fam!!

You already KNOW what time it is.

📷 153 PHOTOS of madness, bass faces, bad decisions, and the hottest Guv floor in YEARS.

📁 Album link: [TA_GuvNYE2007_Bangers.zip]

Some highlights posted below�tag yourselves, laugh at yourselves, and please DM me if you want one removed... or if you want the uncropped version 😎

LET�S GO

🔥 PHOTO #14
MissK mid-hair whip, wearing devil horns and clutching two glowsticks like Wolverine claws
➤ Caption: �When the drop hits and your ex is 3 feet away.�

🤡 PHOTO #29
El Kay Dee caught eating shawarma in the middle of KH with two girls dancing beside him like backup dancers
➤ Caption: �Didn't eat dinner. Now I�m headlining Snack Haus.�

🕶️ PHOTO #41
Vivid Boy, shirtless, sunglasses on at 2am, giving double middle fingers to the camera
➤ Caption: �Security tried to kick me out. I said I am security.�

🧙 PHOTO #58
Diginut holding a USB stick in the air while yelling at the DJ booth
➤ Caption: �I brought my own psytrance set. I demand justice.�

👑 PHOTO #76
Cribby surrounded by 4 girls, wearing a sash that says �Trance Royalty�
➤ Caption: �This ain�t progressive. It�s possessive.�

🥲 PHOTO #88
Rabbitjoker hugging a speaker with eyes closed
➤ Caption: �This track is vibrating my soul. Don�t touch me.�

🧨 PHOTO #97
FunkyCrew and StereoPrincess behind the booth taking selfies with Mark Oliver
➤ Caption: �Legacy mode: activated.�

🧻 Reply by MissK
NOOOOOOO delete #14 omg.

Also� why do I look like I fought someone in every photo?
(Also who the hell had a camera inside KH� and where can I buy it?)

💬 Reply by Vivid Boy
That pic of me should be on my tombstone.

Also for the record I got kicked out that night for "emotional outbursts" during Super8 & Tab.

🤯 Reply by El Kay Dee
You cropped out the shawarma sauce stain on my pants. Coward move.

Post the real version.

🧵 Thread Notes
Page 4 includes an unexpected 20-comment side conversation about who puked in the men�s room

Page 6: Rabbitjoker posts a 3-paragraph poem about �the spirit of trance�

Page 9: Someone necro-posts �I was 16 at this party. What a time.�

🧠 Why This Thread Archetype Was Legendary
Feature Why It Hit So Hard
Visual nostalgia Captured pre-IG rave culture
In-jokes & roasting Everyone got dragged and loved it
Memory scaffolding Helped people piece together their night
Cultural timecapsule Fashions, faces, clubs�all there

🧵 [CALL-OUT THREAD] To the Guy Who Took My Girl at The Drink... Congrats?
📅 Posted by: UrbanLegend

Not sure if this belongs here, but I need to say it somewhere.

Saturday night at The Drink, I brought a girl I�ve been seeing for a few weeks.
Some of you probably saw us�we were chill, vibing, nothing crazy.

Next thing I know, I go to grab us drinks... and when I come back, she�s making out with some guy near the upstairs booth.

I didn�t cause a scene. I dipped.
But dude� if you�re reading this?
She was yours after 10 minutes. Just know: she cried texting me the next day.

Have fun, bro. You earned it.

🔥 Reply by Vivid Boy
Bro you can�t bring a girl to The Drink and not expect her to get baptized in sweat by 1am.

That place is a jungle gym for breakups.

You played yourself.

😬 Reply by StereoPrincess
Oof. That�s messy.
But real talk�was she actually �your girl�? Or someone you were casually seeing?

Different rules apply.

🎤 Reply by El Kay Dee
This some High School Musical level drama and I�m LIVING for it.

Also: name names or it didn�t happen. 👀

📸 Reply by Shaya007
[Posts a photo of a girl and a guy dancing, taken from behind. Faces not visible.]
➤ Caption: �This them? 12:34am. Near the VIP ledge.�

🧠 Reply by Diginut
From a psychological standpoint, you got outplayed by basic evolutionary triggers.

Loud music + alcohol + high BPM = impulse-driven decisions.

This isn�t a betrayal. It�s Darwinism on the dancefloor.

💅 Reply by MissK
I�m not defending what she did, but The Drink had this weird effect on people.
Something about those lights, the bassline, and the smell of Red Bull and regret.

Everyone made at least one bad decision there. Don�t take it personally.

🥃 Reply by Cribby
This exact thing happened to me once.

But it was at Sonic, and the girl left me for the bartender.

Lesson: never date someone who dances with their eyes closed and sings the lyrics wrong.

🛑 Reply by Swamper (Moderator)
Alright folks�keep it civil and respect privacy.

If you were that guy, maybe DM the OP instead of flexing in here.

🧨 Page 5 Explosion
Someone posts a blurry photo that starts a 3-page argument about �whether that was actually the girl in question�

Two users admit they've both dated the same girl and had similar endings

Vivid Boy posts a meme of Morpheus: �What if I told you� she was never yours to begin with?�

Cribby makes a joke about DJ sets lasting longer than some of these relationships

Thread ends with a surprising twist:
➤ UrbanLegend and the guy she left with both show up, exchange mutual respect, and start bonding over Tiesto vinyl

💬 Why Threads Like This Blew Up
Element Why It Worked
Personal stakes Everyone knew the clubs, the people, the vibe
Public confessional Turned TOTA into a reality show
Blurred anonymity Constant guessing of who's being talked about
Forum-wide fallout Reputations, jokes, memes�everything exploded