Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Guys, when you stand to pee where do you aim in the bowl?
Usually on the left side of the water if I'm trying not to be loud or the water is too high or the potential for splash back exists. Otherwise in the water for that classic sound.
Nov-07-2014 09:11
aquila
Supreme Pantsaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Mayfair
This thread is gold.
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Nov-07-2014 09:20
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
I hang to the left, so I shoot for the back left, a few centimeters above the water. Totally depends on the toilet though, I have to say.
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Nov-07-2014 11:01
OrangestO
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Registered: Feb 2010
Location:
When I was a kid I challenged myself to fill the bowl with bubbles before I finished pissing.
Nov-07-2014 11:01
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
If I don't want to wake someone up, I try to aim for the side, where there isn't any water. Otherwise I also aim for the middle - makes for great target practice.
The real question is - do you clean up after yourself if you've soiled the seat? Do you wipe your pipi with toilet paper after, or do you let it stain your undies?
Nov-07-2014 13:42
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
My bf lets me hold his dick when he pees sometimes.
Nov-07-2014 14:05
Scoops
4 bags deep
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: Jersey Shore
I like to sneak into the woman's room and piss all over the seat....and I have time, I like to piss on the roll toilet paper
I show no remorse for the skanks
Nov-07-2014 14:26
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
The real question is - do you clean up after yourself if you've soiled the seat? Do you wipe your pipi with toilet paper after, or do you let it stain your undies?
At home yes, but I mean do you soil the seat? Really its the rim.
Worst is post-coital/post-masturbation pees for that sorta thing.
Nov-07-2014 18:55
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?
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Nov-07-2014 18:58
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual
On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?
Under the circumstance of also having to shit.
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Worst is post-coital/post-masturbation pees for that sorta thing.
That's true. You start wondering if you have multiple pee holes.
Nov-07-2014 19:14
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
That's true. You start wondering if you have multiple pee holes.
The best is the random pressure change when you know, there was still a little left in the gun apparently. I feel like half the time I need to stand straight over the bowl and point straight down or I'm hitting the back of the cover.
Nov-07-2014 19:32
Joss Weatherby
Banned
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual
On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?
Middle of the night usually, if its all dark and I don't want to turn on the lights. Also if I don't have my glasses on, cause that is just asking for trouble.
