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A 10-YEAR-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to school after the Christmas break, authorities say. "I thought if I was glued to the bed, they couldn't make me go to school,'' the boy, Diego, said. "I didn't want to go, the holidays were so much fun.'' "I remembered my mum had bought a very strong glue,'' he said of the industrial strength shoe glue he used to stick his hand to the bed's metal headboard, where he stayed stuck for two hours. His mother Sandra Palacios was unable to free him and called paramedics and police to help. Diego watched cartoons while they worked to unglue him, eventually using a spray to dissolve the chemical adhesive. "I don't know why this happened. He is a very good boy,'' said his mother. Diego eventually made it school a few hours late.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,2359...0-38199,00.html

i bet that kid is smarter than all his classmates. and now i have one extra excuse for next time i call in sick

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win

See? That's why classes here in Brazil don't start until the end of February

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My mom would've sent me to school anyways, dragging that bed the entire way.

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My mom would've ripped my hand off

Another fine example of Mexcellence!

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i don't think i've ever heard a latino use the word 'mum'

a saw

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my hands

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my parents

= im fucking going to school

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My mom would have smashed me in the face with a frying pan. I most likely would have woken up in school.

Try it with your dick.

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Originally posted by jennypie Try it with your dick.

It's already glued to your butt via my glue

Ah, so that's what that smell is.