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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.
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Mar-10-2006 15:18
CAKE
Sex and Tribal
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: At Zone
My freind honestly had the balls to say "why would anyone throw in a spin to a kick" i honestly ducked cuz i thought chuck norris is gonna smite him and round house kick him dead on the spot ... ture story ..... Happy bday Chuck!
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Mississauga, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
jack bauer > chuck norris
Chuck eats people like Bauer for breakfast.
And of course Vin Diesel deposits Chuck Norris into the toilet bowl every morning.
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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.
Mar-10-2006 15:55
vickyvale
Angelina
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Brantford, ON, Canada
quote:
Originally posted by evil_cookie
jack bauer > chuck norris
Michael Schofield > Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris
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Rapture tastes so sweet
Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one.
Mar-10-2006 16:21
Jem_hadar
I remember...
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
quote:
Originally posted by RapidFire
he may have turned 66 in human years..
but hes only 6 in Chuck Norris years!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I Love it!!! Chuck Noris jokes are the FUCKING BEST!!!!
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
And of course Vin Diesel deposits Chuck Norris into the toilet bowl every morning.
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TECHNO IS THE BEST NOISE ON EARTH.
Save Techno - Stop Minimal / Tech-House
Mar-10-2006 18:13
Pett
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
most people get wet.......
water gets chuck norris
Mar-10-2006 19:58
nusty
Congrats Andrew/ Hillary!
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: LA and still a little bit of Toronto
chuck norris's tears cure cancer, AID, heart problems and any other illness you can think of... too bad he has never cried.
he can also divide by zero.
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Dave (aka: Upgrade- live pa)
quote:
Originally posted by Lightshow
i wear sunglasses for the same reason everybody wears them in a club. 1: people look cool in sunglasses
2: it gets awefully bright as the night progresses
*nusty does not wear sunglasses at night, they make it hard to see and you could trip
Mar-10-2006 20:39
E2EK1EL
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Chuck Norris is a NIGx2A!!!
Mar-10-2006 20:51
loconet
de la puta madre!
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: San Francisco
Chuck norris himself reading his favorite Chuck Norris Facts.. lol.