Become a part of the TranceAddict community!Frequently Asked Questions - Please read this if you haven'tSearch the forums
TranceAddict Forums > Archives > Classic old threads / Inactive Forums > Retired Forums > Humour / Funny Stuff / Cool Web Sites > Husband 1.0
  Last Thread   Next Thread
Share
Author
Thread    Post A Reply
Andrew K
Junk Science



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Salonica, Greece
Behold, my arse. Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support:



Last month I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I have noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate


Reply...
Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should the automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create Snoring loudly.Wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck

Sherri Miles
Instructional Technology


___________________
www.andrew-k.com

Old Post Jun-25-2002 16:24  Greece
Click Here to See the Profile for Andrew K Click here to Send Andrew K a Private Message Visit Andrew K's homepage! Add Andrew K to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
GrimReaper
Relic of a past life



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Espoo, Finland

I have a similar version of this, only called Wife 1.0. Very funny and educational


___________________
The walking discography.

quote:
Leslie Nielsen:
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Old Post Jun-27-2002 21:09  Finland
Click Here to See the Profile for GrimReaper Click here to Send GrimReaper a Private Message Add GrimReaper to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Andrew K
Junk Science



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Salonica, Greece

could you post it please?


___________________
www.andrew-k.com

Old Post Jun-28-2002 06:19  Greece
Click Here to See the Profile for Andrew K Click here to Send Andrew K a Private Message Visit Andrew K's homepage! Add Andrew K to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Drifter
mmm boost



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia

yeah like to see the wife version


___________________
Down under is great, oh so is Australia

Old Post Jun-28-2002 07:15  Australia
Click Here to See the Profile for Drifter Click here to Send Drifter a Private Message Add Drifter to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
Munken
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Don't want to steal a joke... so look here


___________________

Livet er en lang lort....
Jeg tager bare større bider end andre.

Old Post Jun-28-2002 17:10  Denmark
Click Here to See the Profile for Munken Click here to Send Munken a Private Message Visit Munken's homepage! Add Munken to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON

Lol, those are both funny.

w00t. ;D

Old Post Jun-28-2002 17:50  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for BTG Click here to Send BTG a Private Message Visit BTG's homepage! Add BTG to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
GrimReaper
Relic of a past life



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Espoo, Finland

quote:
Originally posted by Munken
Don't want to steal a joke... so look here


Yes, my joke is exactly the same as in the other thread with some national differencies because my version is in Finnish. If i will post it here, i need to translate it first and i'm too lazy for that. I got that joke few years ago from my colleague at work..


___________________
The walking discography.

quote:
Leslie Nielsen:
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Old Post Jun-29-2002 12:02  Finland
Click Here to See the Profile for GrimReaper Click here to Send GrimReaper a Private Message Add GrimReaper to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
torontotrance
I hath returned



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
Smile

ROFL!

Old Post Jun-29-2002 16:57  Canada
Click Here to See the Profile for torontotrance Click here to Send torontotrance a Private Message Add torontotrance to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message
HyPeRSoNiC
Has Posted Here



Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel

LOL!!!!!
here's a link to the wife version:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...?threadid=34395


___________________

Old Post Jul-01-2002 10:12  Israel
Click Here to See the Profile for HyPeRSoNiC Click here to Send HyPeRSoNiC a Private Message Visit HyPeRSoNiC's homepage! Add HyPeRSoNiC to your buddy list Report this Post Reply w/Quote Edit/Delete Message

TranceAddict Forums > Archives > Classic old threads / Inactive Forums > Retired Forums > Humour / Funny Stuff / Cool Web Sites > Husband 1.0
Post New Thread    Post A Reply

 
Last Thread   Next Thread
Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackHouse track from WMC, Roger Sanchez [2004] [0]

Click here to listen to the sample!Pause playbackAbove & Beyond - World On Fire (Maor Levi Remix) [2008]

Show Printable Version | Subscribe to this Thread
Forum Jump:

All times are GMT. The time now is 23:27.

Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is ON
vB code is ON
[IMG] code is ON
 
Search this Thread:

 
Contact Us - return to tranceaddict

Powered by: Trance Music & vBulletin Forums
Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Privacy Statement / DMCA
Support TA!