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I went and saw Terminator 4 last week. With half an hour to go I was busting for a piss and I thought of this thread.
However, I was sitting as far away as possible from the toilet and at the end of the aisle against a wall. It was too much effort to get up, so I undid my fly, turned to the wall (while still sitting) and pissed into the gigantic cardboard cup that had caused by bladder troubles. I swear the stream lasted about 30 seconds and filled the cup half full (perhaps 500mls).
Pleased with my handiwork, I zipped back up and then passed the cup to my mate beside me and said "feel how warm this is!" After the movie I asked him why he thought it was warm and he assumed it was because I had it in my hand for an hour. When I explained he wasn't sure whether to laugh or hit me.
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