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Imagine if your scissors were equipped with a space age guidance system. Ok, stop imagining that. Now imagine a space age laser guidance device flanked by SHARP, MENACING BLADES. Well I'm here to tell you that these two worlds have finally collided. LASER SCISSORS: The future is NOW!
http://www.catchoftheday.com.au/sma...roducts_id=1045
Testimonials:
"Finally I can cut my gingham in straight lines." - Doris, NSW
"What the fuck, scissors with lasers! Cancel my appointments for the day, Janice." - Kevin, ACT
"I cut the stepkids out of my will and didn't leave a single jagged sliver behind. Owned." - Andrew, VIC

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