The girlfriend has gone to her friends for the weekend.......

So I download Goldeneye, not seen it before and am looking forward to a great film. As it's downloading I order my fave pizza from the local pizza delivery place.

The pizza arrives almost exactly the same time the film finishes.

I open the box. This is not the pizza I ordered.

I ring the place, they say the recipe has changed, all ingredients have been 'improved'.

Bit pissed off, I begrudgingly accept this sorry state of affairs, vow never to order from there again after this fiasco, relax into the couch and flip the film on. It's five minutes before Pierce Brosnan says anything, when he does it's in FUCKING GERMAN.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.................

My sympathies.

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The only hard feelings should be in your pants

And then you made this thread

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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.

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Set Archive | TA DJ Challenge

quote:

Originally posted by ziptnf

I can honestly say that, having felt a bit pissed off, this genuinely made me laugh out loud.

I've never typed this string of characters before but...............

I lol'd

I just did it again when I saw it for the second time.....

CASH BACK!

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

This would never have happened if you downloaded a pizza and ordered a movie.

wow..go take a shot of vodka my man..and some greens

and oh yeah..

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