quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
I'll have to go against the grain and throw in a highly biased vote for "paternal grandmother". Please don't hate me. Kthx. |
lol! True.
So I was standing in line last night for an after hours place and this man walks by me and cops a feel on my ass. At first I thought it was my friend doing it so I giggled and was like " dude, not your property anymore" but then quickly realized that it was some black guy who just walked by wanting a piece of this. Usually I wouldn't do anything, but I walked up to him, tapped him on the shoulder and said, " Oh you want some, eh?" and he kinda nods. I say, " this shit ain't free" so he says, "Oh , well nothing is these days" He then pulls out a 20 and handed it to me and walked away while saying, " that's the most expensive ass grabs I've ever had"

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